Apologies to non-UK readers who might not know what a punnet is.

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(Oh the embarrassment!)
[Why? What's happened?)
(I accidentally threw one of those plastic fruit punnets into landfill...)
(... instead of recycling!)
[Oh! Shame!]
(The council were very angry and sent me a form to fill in.)
[Oh! Horror!]
(Yes. And, I had to sign a declaration to confirm it was an accident.)
[What did it say?]
(No punnet intended.)