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143 comics.

2014-11-17 Dear Diary

Nov22
by on 2014-11-22 at 11:13
Chapter:

Who’d have thought Godzilla was left-handed, eh?

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17th November 2014
Dear Diary,
today I saw a little mouse on the garden wall. I watched it to-ing and fro-ing for an hour when I should have been doing the vacuuming.

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2014-10-13 Acacia

Oct13
by on 2014-10-13 at 19:06
Chapter:

Of course, when I was in the savannah, we saw giraffe every day.

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Giraffe [to assembled woodland creatures at tea]: Not bad, I suppose, for /imported/ acacia leaves, but when /I/ was in the /savannah/...

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2014-08-25 Apostrophe

Aug25
by on 2014-08-25 at 11:54
Chapter:

I wonder if this continues the sequence, Ren?

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Behold! My child of Evil -- APOSTROPHE
Released into the world, to cause mischief and dissent!
Mwa ha ha ha!
Nothing can resist it's vicious influence!

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2014-08-17 Tautology

Aug19
by on 2014-08-19 at 18:08
Chapter:

… yes, Tautology Man IS HERE!

Youngsters today don’t know they’re born. If only I’d had Tautology Man to help me when I studied logic, then I’d have had Tautology Man to help me when I studied logic.

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Lecturer on propositional calculus.
Student: this logic course is too hard. If only Tautology Man were here!
Suddenly: gasp
Student: Tautology Man! You're here!
Tautology Man: yes! I, Tautology Man, am here!
Student: and so...?
Tautology Man: and so, I'm here!

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2014-08-14 Liquor

Aug16
by on 2014-08-16 at 11:42
Chapter:

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Holy man: nay wicked harlot, tempt me not! I am foresworn! Not a drop of your evil liquor shall pass my lips.
At least, not until I've finished this course of antibiotics.


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2014-07-31 YUM

Jul31
by on 2014-07-31 at 22:26
Chapter:

Biscuits. And their relationship to world suffering.

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A hiker has serious trouble with a packet of biscuits.

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2014-06-25 Irrevocable

Jun27
by on 2014-06-27 at 15:43
Chapter:

Thanks to FB for inspiration.

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1. MISSILE COMMAND
LAUNCH launch button pressed)
2. Military operator looking sheepish
3. undo button pressed

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2014-04-03 Destiny

Apr04
by on 2014-04-04 at 15:38
Chapter:

You gotta play the hand you’re dealt. In this case I was inspired by a poster for the up-coming film, Noah.

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1. old man looks at cards and frets
2. younger mafia type sits back and relaxes. Lots of poker chips in play.
3. Old man: "aw heck! I call! What you got, Jesus?"
4. Jesus: "three kings"
5 Old man: "Dammit Jesus, you /always/ got three kings turn up."
Jesus: "yup, Noah, gues I always do. What about you?"
6. Noah: "I got two of each kind"


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2014-03-16 Platinum

Mar16
by on 2014-03-16 at 20:57
Chapter:

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I draw the white rhinoceros
with colours dull and grimy --
for if I used some brighter tones
his hide would be too shiny.

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