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2012-11-04 Avocado Man 5/5

Nov12
by on 2012-11-12 at 00:00
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This is the final part of the chilling, spilling, thrill-packed story that all started here.

The final panel notwithstanding, Avocado Man has no plans for revenge at the moment; but who knows? Next time the dip runs out at your party, HE MIGHT WELL RETURN (if he’s not busy meddling with someone’s taramasalata elsewhere.)

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1. (Jocasta: Sorry Avocado Man - Nigel used the last LIME in the mojitos)

2. (J: would LEMON do?)

3. AM: NO!

4. Lemon: I'm coming for you - Avocado Man!

5. (AM: Mummy!)

6. How will Avocado Man get revenge? Don't miss the next lightly chilled episode!

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2012-11-04 Avocado Man 4/5

Nov11
by on 2012-11-11 at 00:00
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This is the penultimate episode of the story which began here.

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1. (AM: My avocadoes were squashed in the crash... but luckily that won't matter for...)

2. GUACAMOLE! (GASP!) (BRILLIANT!) (my HERO!)

3. see how finely he chops those leaves!
what skill with the pepper mill!
see him DICE with onions

4. (AM: Nearly finished...)

5. (AM: wait! - something's wrong!)

6. (AM: where's the lime?)

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2012-11-04 Avocado Man 3/5

Nov10
by on 2012-11-10 at 00:00
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The thrilling third part of the story that began here.

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1. THUD
2. (Nigel: are you all right?)(Nigel: Hey! Jocasta! It's Mr Tambourine Man!)
3. (AM: thanks - actually it's "Avocado Man")

4. (AM: As I thought! A serious case of no-dip-left!)

5. (Nigel: can you help us?)
(AM: Don't worry! I'm AVOCADO man!)

6. (AM: bring me tomatoes, chillies, coriander leaves, onion, salt, pepper... and a lime)

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2012-11-04 Avocado Man 2/5

Nov09
by on 2012-11-09 at 00:00
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Part two of the saga. The first episode is here.

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1. Meanwhile...
{avocado: uh - I'm sensing LEVEL 12 dip-distress in NW8!}

2. FWOOP!

3. Moments later...
4.
5.
6. CRASH!

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2012-11-04 Avocado Man 1/5

Nov08
by on 2012-11-08 at 00:00
Chapter:

Part one of the Five Part saga, Avocado Man.

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1. Frightened by an especially acerbic lemon at the age of 3...
[Lemon: can't you just play with GUNS like any normal child?] fizz!
Boy stuff

2. ...Jimmy Jones /metamorphoses/:
goes on a cordon-bleu course during the summer holidays;
studies hotel management at one of the more vocational universities;
pays off his student loan and becomes...

3. Avocado Man!
zzzzzz
RIPEN AT HOME

4. ...pledged to keep avocado-based nutrition on the agenda throughout North London and the home counties. Now READ ON...
(Nigel: Jocasta! We've got carrot sticks left, but there's no hummus!)
(Jocasta: *#!%!)

5. (Jocasta: But M&S will be closed in five minutes - so it's too late to send Maria out for more in the 4x4)
WHAT CAN WE DO?


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