Of course, when I was in the savannah, we saw giraffe every day.
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No animals were harmed in the manufacture of this entirely vegetable saddle.
2. Knee is in a restaurant. The menu says "Today's special: saddle of Rabbit". Knee's bowl contains a saddle. Knee calls angrily "hey, waiter!"
Yesterday we went to the Oxford University Museum, to see the T. Rex and its friends. The new coffee shop has T. Rex biscuits, but if that’s too scary for you they also come in Stegasaurus shapes.
Tyrannosaurus is also famous for being poor at tennis.
12 metres long, with the Strongest Bite of any animal.
More scary than any biscuit.
You gotta play the hand you’re dealt. In this case I was inspired by a poster for the up-coming film, Noah.
2. younger mafia type sits back and relaxes. Lots of poker chips in play.
3. Old man: "aw heck! I call! What you got, Jesus?"
4. Jesus: "three kings"
5 Old man: "Dammit Jesus, you /always/ got three kings turn up."
Jesus: "yup, Noah, gues I always do. What about you?"
6. Noah: "I got two of each kind"
Not strictly a comic, but wishing readers merry seasonal bonhomie du jour.
Our Bed and Breakfast hosts, during our little jaunt to the South coast, were at pains to point out that the shower drain is not blocked, simply slow; and that we could regard the water sloshing around our toes and ankles as a relaxing foot-bath at no additional cost. However, by the time I’d finished washing my hair I was worried to observe that the water level was just above the top of the shower tray.
The shower drains a little more slowly than is usual.