UPDATE:
Here’s my eight panel variant (click the thumbnail above). For mpj’s eight panel variant just read the four panel version twice (maybe she went round the block, or has a twin sister.)
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This one is almost a diary comic — we saw this couple today while we were picnicking beside the Isis (a.k.a. River Thames).
I’m trying out some ideas from a book on retro comic style.
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1. (hi! how was your hot date?)
2. [not so hot actually]
3. (so you didn't manage to impress her?) [not in a strictly positive sense, no...]
4. [I offered to drink Champagne from her shoe...] (that seems very romantic to me)
5.
6. [and then I noticed she was wearing flip-flops]
2. [not so hot actually]
3. (so you didn't manage to impress her?) [not in a strictly positive sense, no...]
4. [I offered to drink Champagne from her shoe...] (that seems very romantic to me)
5.
6. [and then I noticed she was wearing flip-flops]
(If you can’t see the video, try clicking here)
In contrast to the previous animation, this one took us about three hours in preparation and production (and another hour faffing about with audio mixing and video codecs). The sweet potato remains were delicious, by the way.
Next time we have a long list of things we know not to do…
I think it is utterly reasonable to suppose that should flowers have the ability to communicate then they would surely talk about themselves.
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1. Guide to the Language of Flowers
2. Love
3. Rejection
4. My wife doesn't understand me the way you do
5. Tuesday, half past four. Be ready. Bring the goods.
6. please, water me
2. Love
3. Rejection
4. My wife doesn't understand me the way you do
5. Tuesday, half past four. Be ready. Bring the goods.
6. please, water me
I’ve noticed that the merest mention of a banana in a comedy-safe situation is enough to provoke tears of almost hysterical laughter in any reader, owing to this fruit’s extreme comic potential index (CPI) of 10.0. Socks also score a perfect 10.0, but tennis racquets are only about 3.6 and electric sanding discs rate 0.4. Data supplied by the Invisibulian Institute of Statistical Information (who rate themselves at 0.0 CPI ± 0.2).
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1. (hello!) [hello!]
2. (friendly warning...) [what's that?]
3. (mind the banana skin in panel #4) [ok, thanks]
4.
5. [phew!]
6. [thanks for the tip!] (you're welcome)
2. (friendly warning...) [what's that?]
3. (mind the banana skin in panel #4) [ok, thanks]
4.
5. [phew!]
6. [thanks for the tip!] (you're welcome)
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1. [hello, Fearlessman! What's the matter?]
2. (I laughed in the face of fear!)
3. (I laughed in the face of danger!)
4. (I laughed at death!)
5. [yes?]
6. (then I was thrown out of the cinema)
2. (I laughed in the face of fear!)
3. (I laughed in the face of danger!)
4. (I laughed at death!)
5. [yes?]
6. (then I was thrown out of the cinema)
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1. BEHOLD UNBULIEVERS -- I, BULE, WILL PERFORM MIRACULES FOR YOU
2. SEE ME WALK ON WATER
3. NOW I TURN WATER INTO WINE
4. NOW DRINK! sorry about the plastic cup
5. (we're not drinking that!) WHY NOT? IS THE BEST WINE!
6. (you've been walking on it)
2. SEE ME WALK ON WATER
3. NOW I TURN WATER INTO WINE
4. NOW DRINK! sorry about the plastic cup
5. (we're not drinking that!) WHY NOT? IS THE BEST WINE!
6. (you've been walking on it)
I apologise humbly for the extreme, some would say entire, lack of puns in today’s comic. Especially to you, grj. And yes, this one is autobiographical.
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1. (mmmm) [how's that?]
2. (yes baby, do it)
3. (again -- do it to me now!)
4. (oh I love the way you do that!)
5. (oh yes! right there! oh yes!)
6. (gasp) [you know, I think that neck massage course was really good value]
2. (yes baby, do it)
3. (again -- do it to me now!)
4. (oh I love the way you do that!)
5. (oh yes! right there! oh yes!)
6. (gasp) [you know, I think that neck massage course was really good value]
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1. (I can't believe how petty my neighbours are) [why, what's up]
2.(well, I built myself a rock garden) [sounds harmless]
3.(exactly. I wanted to install my Alpine plants in the proper conditions) [but they objected?]
4.(yes, said I blocked out the light)
5.
6. [how high is this Alpine garden?] (only _low_ Alps, 2000 metres or so...)
2.(well, I built myself a rock garden) [sounds harmless]
3.(exactly. I wanted to install my Alpine plants in the proper conditions) [but they objected?]
4.(yes, said I blocked out the light)
5.
6. [how high is this Alpine garden?] (only _low_ Alps, 2000 metres or so...)