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1. (hello, is this the national safety helpline?) --yes sir, it is
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby