invisibules

214 comics.

#203 Sleepy

Oct09
by on 2011-10-09 at 00:00
Chapter:

Sorry not to have done a proper Invisibules comic for a little while. I’ve been enjoying drawing actual characters and situations, and the restrictions of the Invisibules form means that jokes are sometimes rather elusive (even for me!).

Anyway, thanks Adrian for giving me the set-up line for this one.

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1. (hi -- how was your conference paper?)
2. [lousy -- I'm never going to present to the Narcoleptics Society again]
3. (was it THAT bad?) [absolutely! First slot after a big lunch]
4. and in a warm room too.]
5.[and four people in the FRONT ROW]
6. [...stayed awake through the whole talk]


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#202 Champagne

Sep11
by on 2011-09-11 at 00:00
Chapter:

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1. (hi! how was your hot date?)
2. [not so hot actually]
3. (so you didn't manage to impress her?) [not in a strictly positive sense, no...]
4. [I offered to drink Champagne from her shoe...] (that seems very romantic to me)
5.
6. [and then I noticed she was wearing flip-flops]


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Invisibule Man

Aug29
by on 2011-08-29 at 12:04
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I have no joke here, but I found this chap hanging around at the end of the Millennium bridge in London t’other day. He may have been trying to get a lift back to Invisibulia…

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#201 The Larch

Aug21
by on 2011-08-21 at 00:00
Chapter:

I’ve not much to say, except see this

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1. Enter: a messenger, out of breath... (o larch!) [who are you?]
2. (a messenger! I bring bad news! Ramorum disease has reached Western Cumbria, and this way comes fast apace. No Larch tree is safe)
3. [bad news indeed! what can I do to save myself and my young saplings?]
4. (there is only one course for you - you must run while there is still time!)
5.
6.


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#200 Flower Power

Aug07
by on 2011-08-07 at 00:00
Chapter:

I think it is utterly reasonable to suppose that should flowers have the ability to communicate then they would surely talk about themselves.

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1. Guide to the Language of Flowers
2. Love
3. Rejection
4. My wife doesn't understand me the way you do
5. Tuesday, half past four. Be ready. Bring the goods.
6. please, water me


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#199 Proportion

Jul31
by on 2011-07-31 at 00:00
Chapter:

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1. (NO!)
2. (I don't BELIEVE it!)
3. (I've lost it AGAIN!)
4. (NO! NO! NO! NO!) (NO! *#@%! NO!)
5. (AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH) [what have you lost?]
6. (my sense of proportion)


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#198 Zoological

Jul24
by on 2011-07-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

Furthermore, there are those who say Hodgkinson himself is not above suspicion…

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1. The next cage on our zoo tour is that of the Hodgkinson's Lesser Pellicule.
2. you may get a glimpse, but it is a very small bird...
3. ...that likes to hide in the shrubbery
4. and it is invisibule
5. and we suspect that...
6. we haven't got one


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#197 More Death and Damnation

Jul13
by on 2011-07-13 at 00:00
Chapter:

It’s going to be that time of year again soon, folks!

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1. I AM _BULE_
2. I WILL NOT TOLERATE DISOBEDIENCE
3. THOSE WHO DEFY MY
4. SHALL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
5. WHETHER MAN, WOMAN, BEAST OR...
6. BLACKBERRY BUSH!


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#196 Death and Damnation

Jul03
by on 2011-07-03 at 00:00
Chapter:

To save you the trouble (and you know I’m talking about you, grj) I’ll say it for you: Hoe hoe hoe.

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1. THOSE OF YOU WHO ANGER ME
2. SHALL TASTE OF MY FURY!
3. I SHALL DESTROY THEE AND THY SEED
4. AND DAMN THEE UNTO THE SEVENTH GENERATION
5. FOR I AM BULE AND I HAVE SPOKEN!
6. DAMN THESE BLOODY WEEDS


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#195 Hyper-real

Jun26
by on 2011-06-26 at 00:00
Chapter:

Reality Reality™. You saw it here first.

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1. (it's nice here) (it is)
2. (when I need to get away from reality TV)
3. (just to relax and watch Reality Reality instead)
4. (ahhh...)
5.
6. (and it's _nearly_ as real as Reality TV)


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