invisibules

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#184 Predictable

Feb13
by on 2011-02-13 at 00:00
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Happy now, grj?

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1. (By my dark arts of divinitation, I see you are a musician) [amazing! what else do you see?]
2. (I see you play in a band...) [yes, go on]
3. (I see -- a tabla) [yes!] (a bandura) [yes!]
4. (a beautiful singer and...) [yes!]
5. (...a sitar!)
6. [hmm, close but no sitar]


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#183 Rapture

Feb06
by on 2011-02-06 at 00:00
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I apologise humbly for the extreme, some would say entire, lack of puns in today’s comic. Especially to you, grj. And yes, this one is autobiographical.

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1. (mmmm) [how's that?]
2. (yes baby, do it)
3. (again -- do it to me now!)
4. (oh I love the way you do that!)
5. (oh yes! right there! oh yes!)
6. (gasp) [you know, I think that neck massage course was really good value]


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#182 Expressionism

Jan30
by on 2011-01-30 at 00:00
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1. (You pushed me over!)
2. [Well, you told me to]
3. (no I didn't!)
4. [You said "knock me sideways" -- so I did]
5. (but it's just an expression...)
6. (...I didn't mean it _laterally_)


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#181 Magnetic Personality

Jan23
by on 2011-01-23 at 00:00
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I would like to preempt any complaints about violations of the laws of physics by pointing out that (1) in Invisibulia those laws are somewhat different (and indeed we know that photons need follow only a very relaxed set of Maxwell’s equations, who knows how space-time might or might not interact with magnetism); and (2) this is a comic.

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1. (I bought these _fantastic_ fridge magnets) [really?]
2. (they are so strong they bend space-time around the fridge) [is that good?]
3. (yes, and no)
4. (it means the food keeps for _ages_) [and the down side?]
5.
6. (I'm now my own grandfather)


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#180 Gardener

Jan16
by on 2011-01-16 at 00:00
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1. (I can't believe how petty my neighbours are) [why, what's up]
2.(well, I built myself a rock garden) [sounds harmless]
3.(exactly. I wanted to install my Alpine plants in the proper conditions) [but they objected?]
4.(yes, said I blocked out the light)
5.
6. [how high is this Alpine garden?] (only _low_ Alps, 2000 metres or so...)


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#179 Idolise

Jan09
by on 2011-01-09 at 00:00
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Which just goes to prove that the Devule has all the worst puns. A big welcome back to Bulezebub, after his less comfortable appearance in #97.

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1. (there!)
2. (finished our biggest commission to date; and just on time too!)
3. (now for the finishing touches) boop beep beep bip bap
4. (hello, Mr. Bulezebub?) -yes? (I've an urgent job - thirteen posed hands by Friday)
5. [it's no problem for me at all. You can relax and leave it to the expert] -that's a big relief Mr. Bulezebub [after all...]
6. [...the Devule makes hands for idol-work]


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#178 Lost Again

Jan02
by on 2011-01-02 at 00:00
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Dear Reader, this joke is so wrong in so many ways and on so many levels that it is one of my favourites of all Invisibule comics so far. There, I have a twisted sense of humour, and I don’t care who knows it. I’ve often wondered if the problem of choosing a material to make jars for vanishing cream is analogous to the problem of choosing containers for super-glue.

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1. (I don't _believe_ it)
2. (where _is_ _it_?)
3. (I've done it _again_)
4. (I've _lost_ my jar...)
5.
6. (...of vanishing cream)


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#177 Lens Law

Dec26
by on 2010-12-26 at 00:00
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Wishing a merry bah humbug to you all.

I still can’t decide whether the unfortunate Invisibulean not quite appearing in today’s strip is wearing spectacles or not.

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1. (operator -- get me the optician urgently!) -yes sir...
2. -hello -- I'm the optician. What's the matter?
3. (my lens has rolled round inside my head - it's _very_ painful)
4. -try closing your eyes and rolling them around
5. -this sort of thing often happens with contact lenses
6. (I don't _wear_ contact lenses)


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#176 Eggs is Eggs

Dec19
by on 2010-12-19 at 00:00
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And a very happy 0x1Eth to mpj!

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1. (You are accused of stealing eggs from the supermarket. What do you have to say for yourself)
2. [It was a mistake your honour]
3. (How could it be a mistake?)
4. [Well, first I saw the premium range organic eggs, but I thought pthey were far too dear]
5. [Then I saw the economy range eggs, but they were still a bit pricey]
6. [And then I saw the free range eggs...]


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#175 Mondegreen

Dec12
by on 2010-12-12 at 18:56
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1. (I did so much want to walk across your land) [well, you can]
2. (but you said I couldn't) [no, I said you could]
3. (you said I'd have to ask the Pope!) [I said no such thing]
4. (so why did you tell me to write to Rome, then?)
5.
6. [I said you had the right to roam]


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