itchy&knee

29 comics.

20211209 Just Itchy in Itch Goes Too Far

Dec10
by on 2021-12-10 at 15:32
Chapter:

Gosh, it’s been a long time. I’ve forgotten how to do all these little steps, so I hope it all comes out in the end.
Google tells me that the email subscription service is (or has already?) come to an end, so if that’s the way you subscribed so far it won’t work in the future. RSS should still work, and for example I use feedly.com for reading content like that.

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1. Itchy, centre stage: "I am a master."
2. Reaches over face and pulls: "of"
3. Reveals cat face: "disguise!"
4. Reaches again and pulls.
5. Now he's an elephant-head. Quite small! Reaching over...
6. Now he's a tiny giraffe-head, reaching over...
7. Now he has a very very small head, a little animal we can't identify.
8. Reaches over and POP! the head comes off: "Oops! Too far as usual"

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2020-09-30 Itchy and Knee in Posh Meal

Oct01
by on 2020-10-01 at 19:50
Chapter:

Poor Itchy. Locked down; and days until the shopping arrives.

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Itchy: I give you: Beef bourguignon with carrots, onions, garlic and bouquet garni, topped with mushrooms and bacon!
Knee: mmmm!
Itchy: Voila!
Knee: but Itchy, this is a cheese sandwich!
Itchy: So? We didn't have ALL the ingredients, and I had to IMPROVISE

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2020-04-05 Itchy and Knee in Sharing 2

Apr05
by on 2020-04-05 at 13:00
Chapter:

I think the normally even-tempered, long-suffering Knee is starting to show signs of stress, cooped up with Itchy all day.

Wishing you all good health.

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Itchy: I bought us apples!
Knee: great!
Itchy: Would you like to share mine?
Knee: that is kind, Itchy! But cant I have my own?
Itchy: Hm, this is the last one
Knee: So technically speaking, I think /you/ are sharing /my/ apple.

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2018-10-05 Itchy and Knee in Space Tennis

Oct05
by on 2018-10-05 at 20:20
Chapter:

There’s no joke here, I just thought that Itchy and Knee deserved to have a bit of enjoyment now and then. And the idea of their round heads in round space helmets was irresistible.

[I did this drawing in black ink for Inktober, and then inverted it during scanning.]

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Itchy and Knee play tennis... in space.

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2018-09-24 A young Itchy in… Bubbles

Sep24
by on 2018-09-24 at 19:55
Chapter:

Today’s comic stars a very young Itchy. Maybe this is how he became the way he is…

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1. Itchy sees a bottle
2. Itchy opens the bottle to find a bubble wand
3. Itchy blows bubbles
4. Itchy drinks the mixture
5. Itchy's head turns into a bubble

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2017-05-07 Itchy and Knee in Mixed Response

May07
by on 2017-05-07 at 09:55
Chapter:

I don’t remember drawing Itchy with such an open smile before. I didn’t know he could!

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Knee: Here Itchy! I've opened the box of assorted biscuits.
Itchy: Thanks, Knee!
Itchy: Just a minute...
Itchy: ...THIS biscuit isn't assorted.

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2017-01-02 Itchy and Knee in Real Art

Jan02
by on 2017-01-02 at 17:35
Chapter:

Itchy may not know much about art, but we know what he’s like.

Knee’s Picasso is the “black jug and skull” (1946).

If you are reading this in January, then Happy New Year! Otherwise, just Happy Year.

↓ Transcript
Knee: Itchy, why is my expensive Picasso print stuck to the fridge?
Itchy: Because, Knee, that's how you know it's art.

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2016-10-31 Itchy and Knee in Mind Games

Oct31
by on 2016-10-31 at 21:15
Chapter:

Happy Halloween!

Itchy is just being himself today. I feel rather sorry for Knee, but what can you do?

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Itchy saws open Knee's head, pulls out his brain, flips and rotates it like a rubik cube and dunks it back in.

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2016-10-22 Itchy and Knee in Brain Food

Oct25
by on 2016-10-25 at 11:47
Chapter:

Oh Itchy!

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1. Itchy gets his pillow from his bed.
2. Itchy eats his pillow with gusto.
3. Knee: "Itchy! Why are you eating your pillow?"
4. Itchy: "BECAUSE, Knee, I keep forgetting things."
5. Knee: "Itchy! You're eating..."
6. Knee (face-palms): "Memory foam."

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2016-07-03 Itchy and Knee in Eco Warrior

Jul04
by on 2016-07-04 at 18:22
Chapter:

I have no idea if this is a universal joke or not. It works in the UK. At least, I hope it does.

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[Knee gets a glass of water, but the filter jug is unaccountably low on water. Knee examines the jug...]
Knee: "Itchy ... why is there a house brick in the filter jug?"
Itchy: "BECAUSE, Knee, it's to save water, OBVIOUSLY."

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