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1. [why are you lying on the pavement?] (groan!)
2. (I'm not very well)
3. [why, what's up?] (my doctor just called me on my mobile...)
4. [did the shock of a terminal diagnosis make you fall down in trauma?] (no, he invited me round for dinner...)
5. (so I was texting my partner)
6. (and walked into this post box)