African wild dogs are the second most endangered predator in the world. I doubt they use them at airports, but you never know. So keep everyone safe by making sure you know how to pack your toothpaste. Thank you.

Picture of Wild DogsPictures of wild dogs

// checked and rechecked for egregious apostrophes: Tue Feb 9 19:25:00 GMT 2010

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1. (how was your safari trip?) [pretty rough at times...]
2. [I was chased and bitten by African Wild Dogs!]
3. (did you get out of the 4x4 at the wrong moment?) [no, it happened at the airport]
4. (ah, I suppose you were playing games at security...) [no, not really.]
5. [but it was my own fault.]
6. [I put my toothpaste in a see-through bag half an inch too big]