but seriously, if anyone knows an easy way to stop slugs eating sunflower seedlings without any cats getting hurt in the process please let my wife know. It’s the sole topic of conversation at home these days.

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1. (what have you got there?) [it's a cucumber]
2. (why?) [aha! it's my new campaign against slugs]
3. (to use as a sacrificial decoy?)
4. (it'll never work! you'll just attract more of them to eat your sunflowers)
5. [that isn't _exactly_ what I planned)
6. THAT NIGHT -- BIFF [and that makes fifty six...]