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1. Management (I'd like to see your feasibility report by Friday)
2. milli-management (show me your plan for your feasibility report by Tuesday, and send me daily updates)
3. micro-management (here's my list of your corrections for your 18th draft of the feasibility report planning document)
4. kilo-management (we'll need your new widget by February)
5. mega-management (just do stuff...)
6. nano-management (press shift; keep it down; press T. Release both. Press h. Release. Press e. Release. Press spacebar. Release. Sit up properly. Press g...
2. milli-management (show me your plan for your feasibility report by Tuesday, and send me daily updates)
3. micro-management (here's my list of your corrections for your 18th draft of the feasibility report planning document)
4. kilo-management (we'll need your new widget by February)
5. mega-management (just do stuff...)
6. nano-management (press shift; keep it down; press T. Release both. Press h. Release. Press e. Release. Press spacebar. Release. Sit up properly. Press g...
Fire the neuron on the left. Yes, that one. The one that moves your right little finger a mite closer to the shift.
All your neurons are belong to your manager. It’s really scary having managers inside my subconscious. Or, it would be really scary if that’s what they told me to think.
eek! you’ve met my last boss, the micromanager, with tendencies to nanomanage…
I haven’t; but every manager has a billion little nano-managers inside, just itching to get out and tell you what to do. They’re working earnestly on the project spreadsheets and meeting agendas even as you read this. So in a sense I have met yours too.
I had a manager who would’ve been like that if she hadn’t been completely computer illiterate … she did her best though.