25th May is Towel Day, in honour of Douglas Adams, a hoopy frood who nevertheless often mislaid his towel.

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1. Supermarket Self Service: select personality: 1. HAL 2. Marvin (the paranoid android) 3. **Dalek** 4. Matrix (I have a bad feeling about this)
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4. (BUT I _DID_)
5. zzzt
6. NEVER ARGUE WITH A MACHINE -- THAT CONTROLS A LASER