Don’t you just loathe vanity publishing?

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1. All praise to BULE -- creator of Invisibulia... (mwahaha - my evule plan is complete!)
2. (first -- the rocks.)
3. (-- "fossils" cunningly deployed in strata)
4. (-- so they'll invent "evolution" and then I'll be able to punish them for it!
5. (and now my masterwork two volume book... [vols I &er; II BiBULE from all good bookshops!)
6. ( make them think I care about them!) CHUCKLE