If you’re not squeamish, see Trepanation

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1. (my new phone arrived!) [great!]
2. (it comes with a stylus)
3. (but there's no stylus holder) --tumble [how does this concern me?]
4. (I need somewhere to keep the stylus safely) --plink plink
5. --roll
6. (can I borrow your trepanning kit?)