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1. WELCOME THIS IS _YOUR_ PARK! REGULATIONS
2.NO SKATEBOARDS NO BALL GAMES NO FRISBEES NO SPORTS NO SWIMMING NO PADDLING NO CYCLING NO RUNNING NO FAST WALKING NO ZIMMERS NO FEEDING DUCKS NO FIGHTING NO SELLING
3. NO LITTER NO PICNICS NO ICE CREAMS NO ALCOHOL NO DRINKS NO CHEWING NO SMOKING NO DIGESTING NO DRUGS NO GAMBLING NO DEALING NO MEETINGS
4. NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS NO RADIOS OR IPODS NO PHONES NO SINGING NO WHISTLING NO HUMMING NO SHOUTING NO LAUGHING NO TALKING NO SUDDEN SMILING NO LOUD BREATHING NO MEDITATING NO THINKING
5. NO DOGS NO HORSES NO ANIMALS NO BABIES NO CHILDREN NO TEENAGERS NO ADULTS NO SNOGGING NO LEWD BEHAVIOUR NO TRYSTING NO POETS NO COMICS
6. ENJOY YOUR PARK & KEEP OFF THE GRASS (Quite a challenge!) [do you think we can do them _all_ in half an hour?]
2.NO SKATEBOARDS NO BALL GAMES NO FRISBEES NO SPORTS NO SWIMMING NO PADDLING NO CYCLING NO RUNNING NO FAST WALKING NO ZIMMERS NO FEEDING DUCKS NO FIGHTING NO SELLING
3. NO LITTER NO PICNICS NO ICE CREAMS NO ALCOHOL NO DRINKS NO CHEWING NO SMOKING NO DIGESTING NO DRUGS NO GAMBLING NO DEALING NO MEETINGS
4. NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS NO RADIOS OR IPODS NO PHONES NO SINGING NO WHISTLING NO HUMMING NO SHOUTING NO LAUGHING NO TALKING NO SUDDEN SMILING NO LOUD BREATHING NO MEDITATING NO THINKING
5. NO DOGS NO HORSES NO ANIMALS NO BABIES NO CHILDREN NO TEENAGERS NO ADULTS NO SNOGGING NO LEWD BEHAVIOUR NO TRYSTING NO POETS NO COMICS
6. ENJOY YOUR PARK & KEEP OFF THE GRASS (Quite a challenge!) [do you think we can do them _all_ in half an hour?]
Certainly being a baby and an adult within half an hour sounds tricky. And Happy Birthday to you.
maybe I could borrow yours?
She is very popular, but you are lucky we have just had a cancellation 😉