I bought a lawn-mower last week and, for the first time in about fifteen years, mowed a lawn. I was terrified that I would feel all grown up, become suddenly very sensibule, and lose my sense of disproportion. However, there’s no sign of this happening yet. The goat still hasn’t been delivered — it was one of those “customers who bought this also bought one of these” whims.

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1. (how's things) [my house burnt down - thanks to you]
2. (what did I do?) [you said that instead of spending my evenings mowing the lawn, I should get a goat to do it for me]
6. [on the positive side, electrocuted goat barbecue is very tasty]