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#86 That Is The Question

Oct16
by on 2009-10-16 at 00:00
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Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation.  I wonder why I find them so amusing?

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1. (how's things?) [I'm destitute]
2. (did you spend your whole fortune?) [no, but the bank confiscated it all...]
3. [...just because I couldn't give the right answer to my secret question!]
4. (what question did you choose?) [it was "what colour socks are you wearing?"]
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6. [I never should have washed that pair]


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#85 Emoticon Algebra

Oct14
by on 2009-10-14 at 00:00
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I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… miosis

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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam


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#79 Electricity

Oct02
by on 2009-10-02 at 00:00
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1. (why is your new house so _dark_?) [no power]
2. (have you been cut off?) [no, but the electricity company is so slow...]
3. [...it took 2 weeks to get the forms]
4. (I suppose they are handwritten by monks.)
5. [that's right. But at least it means we're not in total darkness] (how so?)
6. [the letters are illuminated] -- DEAR Sir or Madam further to our ...


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#77 Exotic Socks

Sep28
by on 2009-09-28 at 00:00
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1. (my story begins with the mysterious socks of Marrakesh...)
2. (just imagine the scene!)
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5. [hold it right there buster!] (eh?)
6. [you mean _souks_]


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#72 Mean Comic

Sep18
by on 2009-09-18 at 00:00
Chapter:

If anyone needs to catch up, this is the average comic so far — enhanced a little for artistic effect.

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#65 Biometrics

Sep08
by on 2009-09-08 at 00:00
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1. IF LAUGHS WERE BIOMETRICS -- PASSPORT CONTROL -- STOP [laugh for the machine please, sir] (ha)
2. [come on, put some mirth into it!) [tee hee?]
3. [I am empowered to say "my dog's got no nose"] (ho?)
4. [perhaps this jolly tap routine will help you see sense, sir?] -- tap tap knees bend (hee hee ho hoohoo snort)
5. [thank you sir. Enjoy your stay] (chuckle snort hee)
6. LATER (snork giggle ha ha haa) [a little too merry, sir? please laugh into this bag]


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#53 Hot And Steamy 3D

Aug14
by on 2009-08-14 at 00:00
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You will of course need the special glasses for the full effect. And don’t forget to read the mouse-over text…

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1. (mmm)
2. [aaaah]
3. (oh oh oh)
4. (mmm mmm) [yeah yeah]
5. ([aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah!)]
6. (thank you) [you're welcome]



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#52 Buried Treasure

Aug12
by on 2009-08-12 at 00:00
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1. (this is the spot) [let's dig]
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3. (whew!) [faster!]
4.
5. (any moment now...)
6. WHUMP! (fill her in!)


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#36 Vlad

Jul10
by on 2009-07-10 at 00:00
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1. ZZZ
2. [aaagh!] bite slurp
3. (however will we find him?)
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5. (the reflection! get him!)
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