Happy Friday 13th.
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Electrician: I'm pretty sure that's your problem -- no Earth connection.
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Adam had us drawing comics inspired by random words this week. I was shocked to get “Darth Vader” and “flying Ninjas” together with the more tractable “an unexpected visitor.” Not being into martial arts films, ninjas have somewhat passed me by, so I substitued vaguely Middle-Eastern warriors. Having seen Star Wars just the once (when it came out) I didn’t remember much about Darth — maybe he isn’t as cuddly as I remember. I left off the panel with the group hug, just in case.
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1. - "Die, you thieving son of a camel train operator"
- "I'll get you for this -- I swear!"
2. Meanwhile, on the Death Star...
- bang! phut! phut! shudder! bang! HALT
- pof!
- "Damn you, Luke"
- "This is /so/ embarrassing"
- "Hey Hussein! It's Darth Vader!"
- "I thought he'd be bigger than that, Mo"
- "I think I'm sitting on my light sabre"
- "I'll get you for this -- I swear!"
2. Meanwhile, on the Death Star...
- bang! phut! phut! shudder! bang! HALT
- pof!
- "Damn you, Luke"
- "This is /so/ embarrassing"
- "Hey Hussein! It's Darth Vader!"
- "I thought he'd be bigger than that, Mo"
- "I think I'm sitting on my light sabre"
Pace historians. It’s just a joke, all right?
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1. (Hello, is that the medieval society?)
2. ~yes sir, it is (I'd like to join, please)
3. ~sorry, we disbanded in 1517 (what a pity)
4. ~I can put you on the waiting list, and if the dark ages begin again...
5. ~we'll send you a letter.
6. ~if we can find anyone who can write
2. ~yes sir, it is (I'd like to join, please)
3. ~sorry, we disbanded in 1517 (what a pity)
4. ~I can put you on the waiting list, and if the dark ages begin again...
5. ~we'll send you a letter.
6. ~if we can find anyone who can write
Another one from Adam’s comic class…
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birds can't ski on roof tiles...
but that's why we have solar panels.
but that's why we have solar panels.
Only the names, hair-styles and body shapes have been changed to protect the innocent.
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funny, my email has disappeared...
I’m sure that’s what its motherboard is telling us.
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1. why is A____ humping his computer?
2. do you know how to tell when computers orgasm?
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4. beep beep beep beep beep beep
2. do you know how to tell when computers orgasm?
3.
4. beep beep beep beep beep beep
I’m hoping that I have now got some of this “mobile phone” stuff out of my system, technology lovers!
Cat woman! famous throughout the land! No matter how tough the situation, or what perils may lurk, cat woman would always rise to the challenge… her mobile signal was _always_ good.
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Cat woman! famous throughout the land! No matter how tough the situation, or what perils may lurk, cat woman would always rise to the challenge... her mobile signal was _always_ good.
This comic took me a few goes to get right. Here’s the first version (presumably occurring on the honeymoon just a few days later. They’ll remember the honeymoon for years to come because they got such a good roaming deal.)
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Do you, Emily Jenkins, take this man...
'old on a mo' Madge, this bloke's asking me questions...
'old on a mo' Madge, this bloke's asking me questions...
Heartfelt thanks to Karen, who was bound up intimately with the conception of this comic and without whom it would never have been produced. So you see, it’s not always my fault.