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#199 Proportion

Jul31
by on 2011-07-31 at 00:00
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1. (NO!)
2. (I don't BELIEVE it!)
3. (I've lost it AGAIN!)
4. (NO! NO! NO! NO!) (NO! *#@%! NO!)
5. (AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH) [what have you lost?]
6. (my sense of proportion)


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#198 Zoological

Jul24
by on 2011-07-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

Furthermore, there are those who say Hodgkinson himself is not above suspicion…

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1. The next cage on our zoo tour is that of the Hodgkinson's Lesser Pellicule.
2. you may get a glimpse, but it is a very small bird...
3. ...that likes to hide in the shrubbery
4. and it is invisibule
5. and we suspect that...
6. we haven't got one


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#195 Hyper-real

Jun26
by on 2011-06-26 at 00:00
Chapter:

Reality Reality™. You saw it here first.

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1. (it's nice here) (it is)
2. (when I need to get away from reality TV)
3. (just to relax and watch Reality Reality instead)
4. (ahhh...)
5.
6. (and it's _nearly_ as real as Reality TV)


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#194 Banana

Jun19
by on 2011-06-19 at 00:00
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I’ve noticed that the merest mention of a banana in a comedy-safe situation is enough to provoke tears of almost hysterical laughter in any reader, owing to this fruit’s extreme comic potential index (CPI) of 10.0. Socks also score a perfect 10.0, but tennis racquets are only about 3.6 and electric sanding discs rate 0.4. Data supplied by the Invisibulian Institute of Statistical Information (who rate themselves at 0.0 CPI ± 0.2).

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1. (hello!) [hello!]
2. (friendly warning...) [what's that?]
3. (mind the banana skin in panel #4) [ok, thanks]
4.
5. [phew!]
6. [thanks for the tip!] (you're welcome)


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#193 Appearances

Jun10
by on 2011-06-10 at 20:24
Chapter:

Spot the subtule irony in frame 3?

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1. [hello!] (hello! Didn't I see you at the Bule Temple Sanctification rituals last week?)
2. [yes, I was there] (how strange)
3. [not really, my family were founder members of the restoration fund raising committtee] (I find that hard to believe)
4. [why's that?]
5. (well, it's just that...)
6. (you don't _look_ Bulish)


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#192 Self Service

May24
by on 2011-05-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

25th May is Towel Day, in honour of Douglas Adams, a hoopy frood who nevertheless often mislaid his towel.

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1. Supermarket Self Service: select personality: 1. HAL 2. Marvin (the paranoid android) 3. **Dalek** 4. Matrix (I have a bad feeling about this)
2.
3.
4. (BUT I _DID_)
5. zzzt
6. NEVER ARGUE WITH A MACHINE -- THAT CONTROLS A LASER


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#191 Hair Share

Apr24
by on 2011-04-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

Inspired by a combination of Alex (hi Alex!) and http:/www.littleprincesses.org.uk

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1. (why are you wearing that paper bag over your head?)
2. [I'm growing my hair long for charity]
3. (why?) [to donate it to little girls who have no hair because of medical procedures]
4. (that's no reason to be embarrassed) [but I am]
5. (take that bag off now!) [well, if you insist]
6.


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#190 Helmet

Apr17
by on 2011-04-17 at 00:00
Chapter:

True Story.

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1. (I can't believe it!)
2. (I've done it AGAIN) [done what?]
3. (walked all the way to the bike shed, and left my helmet in the office) [how annoying!]
4. (I wish I could think of a system to remind me) [yes...]
5. [...if only there were a way...]
6. [...to attach it to your head]


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#187 Fearless

Mar27
by on 2011-03-27 at 00:00
Chapter:

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1. [hello, Fearlessman! What's the matter?]
2. (I laughed in the face of fear!)
3. (I laughed in the face of danger!)
4. (I laughed at death!)
5. [yes?]
6. (then I was thrown out of the cinema)


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