Posts Tagged whimsy

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#201 The Larch

Aug21
by on 2011-08-21 at 00:00
Chapter:

I’ve not much to say, except see this

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1. Enter: a messenger, out of breath... (o larch!) [who are you?]
2. (a messenger! I bring bad news! Ramorum disease has reached Western Cumbria, and this way comes fast apace. No Larch tree is safe)
3. [bad news indeed! what can I do to save myself and my young saplings?]
4. (there is only one course for you - you must run while there is still time!)
5.
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#200 Flower Power

Aug07
by on 2011-08-07 at 00:00
Chapter:

I think it is utterly reasonable to suppose that should flowers have the ability to communicate then they would surely talk about themselves.

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1. Guide to the Language of Flowers
2. Love
3. Rejection
4. My wife doesn't understand me the way you do
5. Tuesday, half past four. Be ready. Bring the goods.
6. please, water me


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#199 Proportion

Jul31
by on 2011-07-31 at 00:00
Chapter:

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1. (NO!)
2. (I don't BELIEVE it!)
3. (I've lost it AGAIN!)
4. (NO! NO! NO! NO!) (NO! *#@%! NO!)
5. (AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH) [what have you lost?]
6. (my sense of proportion)


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#198 Zoological

Jul24
by on 2011-07-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

Furthermore, there are those who say Hodgkinson himself is not above suspicion…

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1. The next cage on our zoo tour is that of the Hodgkinson's Lesser Pellicule.
2. you may get a glimpse, but it is a very small bird...
3. ...that likes to hide in the shrubbery
4. and it is invisibule
5. and we suspect that...
6. we haven't got one


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#195 Hyper-real

Jun26
by on 2011-06-26 at 00:00
Chapter:

Reality Reality™. You saw it here first.

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1. (it's nice here) (it is)
2. (when I need to get away from reality TV)
3. (just to relax and watch Reality Reality instead)
4. (ahhh...)
5.
6. (and it's _nearly_ as real as Reality TV)


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#194 Banana

Jun19
by on 2011-06-19 at 00:00
Chapter:

I’ve noticed that the merest mention of a banana in a comedy-safe situation is enough to provoke tears of almost hysterical laughter in any reader, owing to this fruit’s extreme comic potential index (CPI) of 10.0. Socks also score a perfect 10.0, but tennis racquets are only about 3.6 and electric sanding discs rate 0.4. Data supplied by the Invisibulian Institute of Statistical Information (who rate themselves at 0.0 CPI ± 0.2).

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1. (hello!) [hello!]
2. (friendly warning...) [what's that?]
3. (mind the banana skin in panel #4) [ok, thanks]
4.
5. [phew!]
6. [thanks for the tip!] (you're welcome)


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#193 Appearances

Jun10
by on 2011-06-10 at 20:24
Chapter:

Spot the subtule irony in frame 3?

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1. [hello!] (hello! Didn't I see you at the Bule Temple Sanctification rituals last week?)
2. [yes, I was there] (how strange)
3. [not really, my family were founder members of the restoration fund raising committtee] (I find that hard to believe)
4. [why's that?]
5. (well, it's just that...)
6. (you don't _look_ Bulish)


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#192 Self Service

May24
by on 2011-05-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

25th May is Towel Day, in honour of Douglas Adams, a hoopy frood who nevertheless often mislaid his towel.

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1. Supermarket Self Service: select personality: 1. HAL 2. Marvin (the paranoid android) 3. **Dalek** 4. Matrix (I have a bad feeling about this)
2.
3.
4. (BUT I _DID_)
5. zzzt
6. NEVER ARGUE WITH A MACHINE -- THAT CONTROLS A LASER


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#191 Hair Share

Apr24
by on 2011-04-24 at 00:00
Chapter:

Inspired by a combination of Alex (hi Alex!) and http:/www.littleprincesses.org.uk

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1. (why are you wearing that paper bag over your head?)
2. [I'm growing my hair long for charity]
3. (why?) [to donate it to little girls who have no hair because of medical procedures]
4. (that's no reason to be embarrassed) [but I am]
5. (take that bag off now!) [well, if you insist]
6.


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#190 Helmet

Apr17
by on 2011-04-17 at 00:00
Chapter:

True Story.

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1. (I can't believe it!)
2. (I've done it AGAIN) [done what?]
3. (walked all the way to the bike shed, and left my helmet in the office) [how annoying!]
4. (I wish I could think of a system to remind me) [yes...]
5. [...if only there were a way...]
6. [...to attach it to your head]


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