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#62 Laughter

Sep02
by on 2009-09-02 at 00:00
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1. FIVE types of laughter EXPLAINED by an eminent psychologist
2. (ha!) "by expressing bonhomie I hope to lure you in to my pyramid selling scheme"
3. (tee hee) "I am socially uncomfortable"
4. (hur hur hur) "I sneer at your inferiority"
5. (ha ha wa ha hoo hoo woooo hee ha ha ha ho ho hooooha) "I am highly amused"
6. (mwahahahahaaaa)"I will shortly be taking over the world"


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#60 Fishy

Aug29
by on 2009-08-29 at 00:00
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1. fresh today FISH COUNTER (mmm) [fish, sir?]
2. (indeed)
3. (exactly how many fish do you have?)
4. (it's hard to say sir)
5.
6. (I'm just going to stand here and let the irony sink in)


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#59 Webman

Aug27
by on 2009-08-27 at 00:00
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1. (spiders have 8 eyes) [don't!] (do!)
2. whoosh <what's up> (web man! how did _you_ get here?)
3. <I'll soon show you who's right!> [thanks web man!] --boot
4. click click click (see him Google with his bare hands!) [see his carefully selected search terms!]
5. LATER -- WIKI / YAHOO / YOU TUBE -- <WOW look at this!>
6. MUCH LATER -- WIKI / YAHOO / YOU TUBE / DIGG / TWITTER / FACEBOOK / XXX / CASINO / HOT GIRLS (ZZZ) [Snore]


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#56 Premonition

Aug21
by on 2009-08-21 at 00:00
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1. (wait a minute) [what is it?]
2. (won't we see this tomorrow?)
3. [no, yesterday]
4.
5. (it's like a premonition)
6. [no, it's deja vu]


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#55 Deja Vu

Aug20
by on 2009-08-20 at 00:00
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1. (wait a minute) [what is it?]
2. (didn't we see this yesterday?)
3. [no, tomorrow]
4.
5. (it's like deja vu)
6. [no, it's a premonition]


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#71 Omnibus

Aug16
by on 2009-08-16 at 00:00
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Ariane Sherine, creator of the atheist bus, will be talking at the Oxford Skeptics in the Pub on September 8th 2009.

And on the subject of sceptics, if you like this one you might also like this one.

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1. (which bus are you waiting for?) [the atheist bus]
2. (that's bizarre!) [yes, I've head it says "Relax, there is no god" on the side]
3. (how long have you been waiting?) [four hours]
4. (and you believe it will come soon?) [of _course_ not]
5.
6. [it won't come if I _believe_ in it]


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#50 Erasmus

Aug08
by on 2009-08-08 at 00:00
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1. (oh darling!) [darling! do you _really_ love me?]
2. (oh yes! you're the one I'd ...) [yes?]
3.(I mean, the one I'd ...)
4. (you're the one I'd ... oh!)
5. (Your Majesty! I didn't recognise you!) [arise!]
6. --In the land of Invisibules the one-eyed man is King

hint: try reading it out loud

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#48 Quark Socks

Aug04
by on 2009-08-04 at 00:00
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1. Fundamental Particules (I've had a Brilliant Idea) [not _again_]
2. (quark-pair socks!)
3. (gluons hold them together. It's physically _impossible_ to lose one)
4. NEXT DAY --(uh boss?) [yeah?]
5. (I can't come in today) [what is it _this_ time?]
6. --(my feet are stuck together)--(by the strong nuclear force...)


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#38 Fridge

Jul14
by on 2009-07-14 at 00:00
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1.
2. --creep
3.
4. --tip toe
5. --click
6. YOU CAN'T BEAT MAXWELL'S FRIDGE DEMON


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#34 Building Materials

Jul07
by on 2009-07-07 at 00:00
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1. (can I sleep at your place?)
2. [of course. what's up?]
3. (squirrels ate my house)
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6. (do you think "all-purpose flour" is a misleading term?)


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