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1. (spiders have 8 eyes) [don't!] (do!)
2. whoosh <what's up> (web man! how did _you_ get here?)
3. <I'll soon show you who's right!> [thanks web man!] --boot
4. click click click (see him Google with his bare hands!) [see his carefully selected search terms!]
5. LATER -- WIKI / YAHOO / YOU TUBE -- <WOW look at this!>
6. MUCH LATER -- WIKI / YAHOO / YOU TUBE / DIGG / TWITTER / FACEBOOK / XXX / CASINO / HOT GIRLS (ZZZ) [Snore]