Happy Birthday grj, I made you a cake!

cake

(N.B. one large candule is standing here for 39 normal size candules. This chocolate cake would be about a metre across, if it lasted long enough to measure.)

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1. (that's Brad Pitt over there)
2. [it never is]
3. (I'll go and ask him)
4. (hi! It's Brad Pitt, isn't it?)
5. soon after... [well, was it him?]
6. (no, it's an empty table)