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1. LUiGi's PiZZERiA all you can eat -- £10 (yum)
2. (thanks for the great meal, Luigi. Such good value, too.) [you can't leave yet, sir]
3. (but I have to go home) [Sir, you haven't eaten all you can eat]
4. (I have, Luigi, I'm full up) [I think we could force quite a lot more pizza in you, sir]
5. (I don't want any more, I'll be ill) [sir, "want" isn't in question]
6. --gulp [it's "can" and it's in the contract] --flic
2. (thanks for the great meal, Luigi. Such good value, too.) [you can't leave yet, sir]
3. (but I have to go home) [Sir, you haven't eaten all you can eat]
4. (I have, Luigi, I'm full up) [I think we could force quite a lot more pizza in you, sir]
5. (I don't want any more, I'll be ill) [sir, "want" isn't in question]
6. --gulp [it's "can" and it's in the contract] --flic
Slightly creepy! Reminds me a bit of the “wafer thin mint” sketch in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.
yes — it did me too as I was drawing it. thanks
Do they also have a takeaway offer for “All Pizzas £9.99”? If so, is this offer better or worse?
Surely they wouldn’t do good business that way – once they have sold every pizza they will ever make to the first person willing to pay £9.99 they will have to move on to “All baked potatoes £4.99” (or something). How long before they run out of “All X for £Y.99”?
but wait — I’ve spotted a loophole… It says “all you can eat minus ten pounds” and you haven’t paid me yet…
Now that is just asking for a real world test!