invisibules

214 comics.

#104 Intoxication

Dec04
by on 2009-12-04 at 00:00
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1. (careful on the road -- you know how these drunks drive around Bulemas)
2. [but it's December!]
3. [Bulemas isn't for another six months]
4. (_I_ know that)
5.
6. (but do the drunks know that?)


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#103 Supplies

Dec01
by on 2009-12-01 at 00:00
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For some reason I kept thinking of Mel Brooks while writing this. Blazing Saddles.

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1. (we'll need plenty of easy-to-carry provisions)
2. (you are in charge of oat meal) [ok boss!]
3. (you, get pasta) [yup]
4. (you're nuts -- and dried fruit) [sure thing]
5. (and you, get me a dried cow, and grind it up) [why's that, boss?]
6. (for powdered milk, you idiot)


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#102 Me Now

Nov28
by on 2009-11-28 at 00:00
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1. (fellow Invisibuleans, too often in these times the media promise instant gratification)
2. (in this myth anyone expects to be able to do anything they want, whenever they want, without training and without responsibility)
3. (in short, we are making a Me! Now! society)
4. (I say this must stop! Today!)
5. (I will not allow it to happen a moment longer!)
6. (an assertion I make boldly, thanks to this book ...) -- ME NOW -- self power for you TODAY!


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#101 Bean

Nov25
by on 2009-11-25 at 00:00
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I often wonder if Room 101 was as dark as Orwell made it out to be. Surely it’s just the introductory course on interior design?

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1. (did you sell the cow?) [yes, for this bean]
2. (great! I'm hungry already) [wait! this is no ordinary bean ...]
3. [ ... soaked in water it will expand without limit]
4. [until it sucks up the oceans and engulfs our planes]
5. [and eventually the whole universe!]
6. [yup, this is a genuine black hole bean!] (I think it might just be a black-eyed bean, you know?)


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#100 Centenary

Nov22
by on 2009-11-22 at 00:00
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Thanks to all my readers for putting up with Invisibules as far as comic number 100. I certainly never thought I’d get as far as this when I started — Andrew

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1.
2. (giggle!)
3. [ssshh!]
4. (here he comes!)
5. [ready...]
6. 100th Comic (surprise!)


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#98 Consciousness

Nov19
by on 2009-11-19 at 00:00
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1. (this one just came in -- he might not make it)
2. (I need to ask some questions)
3. (he's not conscious -- come back tomorrow)
4. TOMORROW (you can ask him now)
5. (do you know why you are here, sir?) [did I do something wrong officer?]
6. (well, sir, it's like this -- the banana skin wants to press charges)


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#97 Prize Fight

Nov16
by on 2009-11-16 at 00:00
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1. (Ladies & Gentlemen, the prize for tonight's contest is all the souls in Invisibulia!)
2. (... in the bule corner -- BULE!)
3. (... and in the red corner -- BULEZEBUB)
4.
5.
6. (the result -- a clear win for the people of Invisibulia!)


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#96 Plate Tectonics

Nov13
by on 2009-11-13 at 00:00
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1. Plate Tectonics -- a romance in 6 epochs / 1. The chase
2. Mutual Awareness
3. First Kiss
4. Earthquakes
5. Did the Earth move? HEAT
6. A Successful Subduction


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#95 Precautions Taken

Nov10
by on 2009-11-10 at 00:00
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so at least if the police find it they’ll know where it came from.

[N.B. for U.S. readers: postcode = zip code]

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1. (wotcher! how are you?) [rather down, today]
2. (I'm sorry to hear it. What's wrong?) [my house was burgled]
3. [no!] (yes! everything I had is gone]
4. (that's awful) [yes, and I took all the precautions]
5. [locks, bolts, alarms]
6. [_and_ I had my postcode etched on every window]


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#94 DIY

Nov07
by on 2009-11-07 at 00:00
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1. (oh dear oh dear!)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. (much better!)


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