For some reason I kept thinking of Mel Brooks while writing this. Blazing Saddles.

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1. (we'll need plenty of easy-to-carry provisions)
2. (you are in charge of oat meal) [ok boss!]
3. (you, get pasta) [yup]
4. (you're nuts -- and dried fruit) [sure thing]
5. (and you, get me a dried cow, and grind it up) [why's that, boss?]
6. (for powdered milk, you idiot)