I often wonder if Room 101 was as dark as Orwell made it out to be. Surely it’s just the introductory course on interior design?

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1. (did you sell the cow?) [yes, for this bean]
2. (great! I'm hungry already) [wait! this is no ordinary bean ...]
3. [ ... soaked in water it will expand without limit]
4. [until it sucks up the oceans and engulfs our planes]
5. [and eventually the whole universe!]
6. [yup, this is a genuine black hole bean!] (I think it might just be a black-eyed bean, you know?)