invisibules

214 comics.

#164 Genome

Sep29
by on 2010-09-29 at 00:00
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Hello, I just listened to a podcast about web comics, and felt all nostalgic for Invisibulia. So I made this one from some scrawlings I found in my notebook.

UPDATE: I can’t see the image — something’s up with wordpress. whoops. working on it now… –A

UPDATE UPDATE: I think it’s all working now.

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1. [hi, how's things?] (I'm worrying about my genes)
2. [how so? you suspect your parentage?] (no, it's not that...)
3. (...apparently I share over 60% of my genes with a banana)
4. [that's not so bad -- it shows all life in Invisibulia is related at a fundamental level]
5. (no, but I share 60% of _my_genes_ with a _banana_!
6. (Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.)


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#163 Etiquette

May30
by on 2010-05-30 at 00:00
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BULOFELD (patiently): come on Mr. Bond, I expect better from you than that.

BOND (sobbing): but these are all the lines I have.

BULOFELD: there, there, I’ll have a word with the director. We’ll see if we can’t fit you with an exploding knee cap, or something.

BOND (drying eyes): oh, thank you ever so much. You’ve been so kind. I wonder if I might have a small glass of carrot juice to calm me down?

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1. (so, Bulofeld, do you expect me to talk?)
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3. [no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to EAT]
4. (so, Bulofeld, do you expect me to eat?)
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6. [no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIET]


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#162 Sunset

May27
by on 2010-05-27 at 00:00
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This comic is inspired by the sunsets I’ve been seeing recently through my window… deep red sunset over Oxford skyline

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#161 Sax

May24
by on 2010-05-24 at 00:00
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#160 Slugs

May21
by on 2010-05-21 at 00:00
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but seriously, if anyone knows an easy way to stop slugs eating sunflower seedlings without any cats getting hurt in the process please let my wife know. It’s the sole topic of conversation at home these days.

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1. (what have you got there?) [it's a cucumber]
2. (why?) [aha! it's my new campaign against slugs]
3. (to use as a sacrificial decoy?)
4. (it'll never work! you'll just attract more of them to eat your sunflowers)
5. [that isn't _exactly_ what I planned)
6. THAT NIGHT -- BIFF [and that makes fifty six...]


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#159 Hedgehog

May18
by on 2010-05-18 at 00:00
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1. (oh mighty BULE help us!)
2. SPEAK, LITTLE HEDGEPIG, AND I, BULE, WILL HEAR
3. (oh BULE, the harsh winter has left us hungry -- give us food, for which we will serve you to retain our self respect)
4. IT SHALL BE DONE. BULE HAS SPOKEN
5. (thank you, your BULENESS)
6. HELP YOURSELVES TO CHEESE & PINEAPPLE, EVERYONE!


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#158 Road Rage

May15
by on 2010-05-15 at 00:00
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I have no idea if this joke works outside the UK. Where I live the problem is nearly always driver rage, but you can see how it must get very annoying for the road.

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1. ROAD RAGE
2. RROAR!
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#157 Coolness

May12
by on 2010-05-12 at 00:00
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I think panel 5 is the rudest picture I’ve ever published

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1. your handy guide to WHAT's COOL IN INVISIBULIA?
2. BERET -- NOT COOL
3. HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE -- NOT COOL
4. BUNCHES -- NOT COOL
5. NIPPLE TASSELS and G-STRING -- FAIRLY COOL
6. GIANT ICE CUBE -- VERY COOL

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#156 Orders

May09
by on 2010-05-09 at 00:00
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For those unacquainted with the joys of supermarket shopping in Merry Englande, I should explain that TESCO is a very common grocery shop round here. With this web site http://www.tesco.com.

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1. (how embarrassing) [why what have you done?]
2. (I rang up UNESCO by mistake) [were they rude to you?]
3. (no, not until I tried to place an order) [with UNESCO?]
4. (yes, I asked for a delivery of "value pasties")
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6. (apparently, UNESCO isn't the international delivery service for TESCO)


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#155 Deny

May06
by on 2010-05-06 at 00:00
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1. {Romans certainly dug trenches under their floors...}
2. {...this was certainly a kind of ritual for deflecting evil spirits...}
3. {...which would then get confused inside the labyrinthine tunnels.}
4. {It is clear that they did no use underfloor heating as _some_people_ would have you believe} --click
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6. (I _hate_ these hypocaust denialists)


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