A Giraffe in close-up

You bring that ladder one step closer and I'll shear you

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1. (that looks painful!) [I fell off a ladder]
2. (clearing a gutter?) [no, I'm learning how to shear]
3. (but why would you need a ladder to shear a sheep?) [not a sheep. A giraffe]
4. (I didn't know it was possible!) [No, this may be a first for Invisibulia -- my new venture]
5. (what's the product going to be?)
6. [patchwork quilts]