Invisibules

1. (hi, is that the recycling service?) ~~yes
2. (I want some advice -- can I recycle my paper handtowel?) ~~ah no, technically you see that's contaminated waste
3. (because it has touched a person?) ~~yes, that is correct
4. (so, ignoring for the moment anything else that has touched a person, my paper hand towel has to go into landfill?) ~~indeed, yes
5. ~~and what's more, you've been handling contaminated waste
6. ~~So you'll have to wash your hands