Well, to make up for the recent paucity of comics, here’s another. Readers of a nervous disposition should look politely the other way. Thanks to Laura for providing material* for the basic idea.

*literally

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2013-12-26 Paisley Ninja, 5.0 out of 5 based on 2 ratings
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1. PAISLEY NINJA [Paisley Ninja, dressed in paisley clothes, executes some nifty moves]
2. (Ha! Stupid Paisley Ninja! We can see you a mile off!) [more moves with the katana]
3. [Paisley Ninja looks very sad]
4. [Paisley Ninja slumps on a sofa decorated with paisleys that match his outfit]
5. [Paisley Ninja neatly beheads his detractors, much to their surprises]