We know something SMBC doesn’t!

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1. (where is it?)(it must be here somewhere)
2. [what are you looking for?] (Higgs' Boson)
3. [can I help?] (of course -- try over there)
4. [what's it look like?] (dunno)
5. [well how big is it?] (dunno)
6. [so how come you are so sure it exists?] (Higgs lent it to me last week)