This comic is inspired by the sunsets I’ve been seeing recently through my window… 
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but seriously, if anyone knows an easy way to stop slugs eating sunflower seedlings without any cats getting hurt in the process please let my wife know. It’s the sole topic of conversation at home these days.
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1. (what have you got there?) [it's a cucumber]
2. (why?) [aha! it's my new campaign against slugs]
3. (to use as a sacrificial decoy?)
4. (it'll never work! you'll just attract more of them to eat your sunflowers)
5. [that isn't _exactly_ what I planned)
6. THAT NIGHT -- BIFF [and that makes fifty six...]
2. (why?) [aha! it's my new campaign against slugs]
3. (to use as a sacrificial decoy?)
4. (it'll never work! you'll just attract more of them to eat your sunflowers)
5. [that isn't _exactly_ what I planned)
6. THAT NIGHT -- BIFF [and that makes fifty six...]
Those mystified by the last panel in this thrilling saga may care to visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment, and certainly to do so before the next installment.
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1. Photon is in the dock... (this court finds that you acted in aggravated self-defense) --phew!
2. (however, we don't like your kind round here)
3. (therefore, by the powers invested in me by the people of Invisibulia;)
4. (...and by a whole extra set of powers I've mad up for myself as a result of a creativity training course;)
5. (...and because there's an experiment I've always wanted to try;)
6. (...I sentence you to life confinement in the Young's Double Slit cell) --gasp!
2. (however, we don't like your kind round here)
3. (therefore, by the powers invested in me by the people of Invisibulia;)
4. (...and by a whole extra set of powers I've mad up for myself as a result of a creativity training course;)
5. (...and because there's an experiment I've always wanted to try;)
6. (...I sentence you to life confinement in the Young's Double Slit cell) --gasp!
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1. Photon turns electromagnetic force against the dark ones...
2. (he's trying to roast us!) (we'd be toast...)
3. (...but as dark matter & energy we choose to ignore it) (hur hur)
4. ['ello 'ello] {thank goodness you're here, officer -- these two attacked me}
5. [never mind that, sonny Jim, use of electromagnetic force is a serious crime in Invisibulia]
6. [you're nicked] (now the _heat_'s on him!) (hur hur) --tbc...
2. (he's trying to roast us!) (we'd be toast...)
3. (...but as dark matter & energy we choose to ignore it) (hur hur)
4. ['ello 'ello] {thank goodness you're here, officer -- these two attacked me}
5. [never mind that, sonny Jim, use of electromagnetic force is a serious crime in Invisibulia]
6. [you're nicked] (now the _heat_'s on him!) (hur hur) --tbc...
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1. On holiday in Invisibulia the Photons have been treated unkindly by the locals, dark matter and dark energy... --groan
2. {I can't believe they attacked us like that!} {yes, their puns are worse than ours} (ha ha) (hur hur)
3. {but I'm not afraid of the dark! Hey, come back here and fight} (he means -- us?)
4. {I'll use ... the FORCE}
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6. electromagnetic force! -- to be continued!
2. {I can't believe they attacked us like that!} {yes, their puns are worse than ours} (ha ha) (hur hur)
3. {but I'm not afraid of the dark! Hey, come back here and fight} (he means -- us?)
4. {I'll use ... the FORCE}
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6. electromagnetic force! -- to be continued!
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1. The Photons are on holiday in Invisibulia
2. --I'm getting to like it here - why don't we stay?
3. Suddenly! (oh no you don't sonny boy. You're steppin' on our patch!) (like he said. We'll take you down)
4. --really - and who are you?
5. (I'm dark matter) (and I'm dark energy) (we're in charge here) BIFF --ow!
6. (photons!) (hur hur!) (that'll _enlighten_ 'em) --groan ...to be continued!
2. --I'm getting to like it here - why don't we stay?
3. Suddenly! (oh no you don't sonny boy. You're steppin' on our patch!) (like he said. We'll take you down)
4. --really - and who are you?
5. (I'm dark matter) (and I'm dark energy) (we're in charge here) BIFF --ow!
6. (photons!) (hur hur!) (that'll _enlighten_ 'em) --groan ...to be continued!
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1. (prepare to die!)
2. --vzzzrr
3. --vrrrr --vzzzrr
4. (you're doomed now! Your light sabure is broken!) [that's what _you_ think]
5. [my light sabure works in UV] (UV? what's the point?)
6. [even if I miss you you'll get a nasty, itchy sun burn]
2. --vzzzrr
3. --vrrrr --vzzzrr
4. (you're doomed now! Your light sabure is broken!) [that's what _you_ think]
5. [my light sabure works in UV] (UV? what's the point?)
6. [even if I miss you you'll get a nasty, itchy sun burn]
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1. (this is the spot. let's get the tent up)
2. [are you sure it's safe here?] --shake
3. (of course it's safe. I've brought a special camouflaged tent...)
4. (and it's even on stilts to keep us dry in case of flood)
5. [I have a bad feeling about this]
6. --ROARR
2. [are you sure it's safe here?] --shake
3. (of course it's safe. I've brought a special camouflaged tent...)
4. (and it's even on stilts to keep us dry in case of flood)
5. [I have a bad feeling about this]
6. --ROARR
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1. --trudge trudge
2. --trudge trudge (I can hear someone following me!)
3. --trudge trudge (carefully choose the moment to turn and fight...)
4. (NOW!) --POW! BIFF! wallop! @ aieee * ! ow! yikes! thump!
5. --blush (ahem.)
6. (perhaps it was just the wind?)
2. --trudge trudge (I can hear someone following me!)
3. --trudge trudge (carefully choose the moment to turn and fight...)
4. (NOW!) --POW! BIFF! wallop! @ aieee * ! ow! yikes! thump!
5. --blush (ahem.)
6. (perhaps it was just the wind?)
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1. (hello, is this the national safety helpline?) --yes sir, it is
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby