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#141 Ello Ello

Mar25
by on 2010-03-25 at 00:00
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1. Photon turns electromagnetic force against the dark ones...
2. (he's trying to roast us!) (we'd be toast...)
3. (...but as dark matter & energy we choose to ignore it) (hur hur)
4. ['ello 'ello] {thank goodness you're here, officer -- these two attacked me}
5. [never mind that, sonny Jim, use of electromagnetic force is a serious crime in Invisibulia]
6. [you're nicked] (now the _heat_'s on him!) (hur hur) --tbc...


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#140 Electromagnetic

Mar22
by on 2010-03-22 at 00:00
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1. On holiday in Invisibulia the Photons have been treated unkindly by the locals, dark matter and dark energy... --groan
2. {I can't believe they attacked us like that!} {yes, their puns are worse than ours} (ha ha) (hur hur)
3. {but I'm not afraid of the dark! Hey, come back here and fight} (he means -- us?)
4. {I'll use ... the FORCE}
5.
6. electromagnetic force! -- to be continued!


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#139 Enmity

Mar19
by on 2010-03-19 at 00:00
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1. The Photons are on holiday in Invisibulia
2. --I'm getting to like it here - why don't we stay?
3. Suddenly! (oh no you don't sonny boy. You're steppin' on our patch!) (like he said. We'll take you down)
4. --really - and who are you?
5. (I'm dark matter) (and I'm dark energy) (we're in charge here) BIFF --ow!
6. (photons!) (hur hur!) (that'll _enlighten_ 'em) --groan ...to be continued!


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#134 The Force

Mar04
by on 2010-03-04 at 00:00
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1. (prepare to die!)
2. --vzzzrr
3. --vrrrr --vzzzrr
4. (you're doomed now! Your light sabure is broken!) [that's what _you_ think]
5. [my light sabure works in UV] (UV? what's the point?)
6. [even if I miss you you'll get a nasty, itchy sun burn]


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#119 Tense

Jan17
by on 2010-01-17 at 00:00
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1. (this is the spot. let's get the tent up)
2. [are you sure it's safe here?] --shake
3. (of course it's safe. I've brought a special camouflaged tent...)
4. (and it's even on stilts to keep us dry in case of flood)
5. [I have a bad feeling about this]
6. --ROARR


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#113 Following

Dec31
by on 2009-12-31 at 00:00
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1. --trudge trudge
2. --trudge trudge (I can hear someone following me!)
3. --trudge trudge (carefully choose the moment to turn and fight...)
4. (NOW!) --POW! BIFF! wallop! @ aieee * ! ow! yikes! thump!
5. --blush (ahem.)
6. (perhaps it was just the wind?)


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#112 Axe Safety

Dec28
by on 2009-12-28 at 00:00
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1. (hello, is this the national safety helpline?) --yes sir, it is
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby


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#101 Bean

Nov25
by on 2009-11-25 at 00:00
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I often wonder if Room 101 was as dark as Orwell made it out to be. Surely it’s just the introductory course on interior design?

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1. (did you sell the cow?) [yes, for this bean]
2. (great! I'm hungry already) [wait! this is no ordinary bean ...]
3. [ ... soaked in water it will expand without limit]
4. [until it sucks up the oceans and engulfs our planes]
5. [and eventually the whole universe!]
6. [yup, this is a genuine black hole bean!] (I think it might just be a black-eyed bean, you know?)


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#97 Prize Fight

Nov16
by on 2009-11-16 at 00:00
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1. (Ladies & Gentlemen, the prize for tonight's contest is all the souls in Invisibulia!)
2. (... in the bule corner -- BULE!)
3. (... and in the red corner -- BULEZEBUB)
4.
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6. (the result -- a clear win for the people of Invisibulia!)


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#91 Contract

Oct27
by on 2009-10-27 at 00:00
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1. LUiGi's PiZZERiA all you can eat -- £10 (yum)
2. (thanks for the great meal, Luigi. Such good value, too.) [you can't leave yet, sir]
3. (but I have to go home) [Sir, you haven't eaten all you can eat]
4. (I have, Luigi, I'm full up) [I think we could force quite a lot more pizza in you, sir]
5. (I don't want any more, I'll be ill) [sir, "want" isn't in question]
6. --gulp [it's "can" and it's in the contract] --flic


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