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2014-08-10 Itchy and Knee in Blood Bath

Aug10
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The blackberry harvest this year is already far outstripping last year’s dismal returns. If you want to know how Itchy can talk and lick his lips at the same time, well I’m afraid it’s a trade secret.

We went to see the Matisse cut-outs exhibition at Tate Modern this week. Some great designs are on show. Recommended. Even Itchy and Knee decided to try the cut-out style.

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(Itchy is looking frightened, waving a knife and apparently covered in blood) Knee: Oh no, Itchy! What have you done?
Itchy (licking his lips): Blackberry and apple crumble...

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2013-08-04 Shower

Aug06
by on 2013-08-06 at 00:00
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Our Bed and Breakfast hosts, during our little jaunt to the South coast, were at pains to point out that the shower drain is not blocked, simply slow; and that we could regard the water sloshing around our toes and ankles as a relaxing foot-bath at no additional cost. However, by the time I’d finished washing my hair I was worried to observe that the water level was just above the top of the shower tray.

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Guests Please Note:
The shower drains a little more slowly than is usual.

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2013-05-27 There’s a GIRAFFE in my sketchbook

May29
by on 2013-05-29 at 00:00
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This is what happened to me at the Cotswold Wildlife Park at the weekend while standing on the raised giraffe-viewing platform. The sheer magical magnificence of it was spoilt only by the lively argument I was having with another visitor over whether one was permitted to pet the giraffes. Ironically, I was the one maintaining that one shouldn’t, and so I was under strong moral obligation not to. Though I did want to, very much indeed.

I clearly remember a book from my early school-days called “Nobody Listens to Andrew”, with the leitmotif “There’s a BEAR in my bedroom!” (which all the adults ignore, of course.) I strongly empathised with that Andrew. You can still buy that book, I find.

 

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There's a GIRAFFE in my sketchbook

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2013-05-12 Ice Age Art at the British Museum

May14
by on 2013-05-14 at 00:00
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Diary entry: Yesterday we saw the exhibition of Ice Age art at the British Museum (in London). It was, for me, astonishing. The exhibits are drawn from 40,000 years of human history, yet you can clearly see that the artists were as skilled and as insightful as any today. These people thought just the same way that we do, though their technology was less advanced.

If you can possibly get to London to visit the exhibition before it closes on 2nd June, then go! (Booking essential)

In the picture I’ve roughed out part of the Great Court (as seen from just above my much needed cup of coffee!) and overlaid my thumbnail sketches of some of the objects that caught my attention.

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2013-04-27 Smoothie

May03
by on 2013-05-03 at 00:00
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Not a comic, just a doodle, but I felt I ought to post something… I’ve been rather lax lately. Anyway, we went to the farmers’ market in Sandford last weekend. They had a brilliant stall where you could choose smoothie ingredients and then liquidise them with a pedal-powered gadget. Yum!

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This smoothie is gaining on me!

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2013-04-18 Windy

Apr19
by on 2013-04-19 at 00:00
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It was very windy today, and always in the wrong direction.

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Probably a bit too windy for optimal cycling.

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2013-04-14 Faringdon’s Folly

Apr15
by on 2013-04-15 at 00:00
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On a hill on the edge of the town of Faringdon in Oxfordshire, England, there is a folly tower erected in 1935 for the somewhat eccentric Lord Berners, famous for, amongst other things, dyeing pigeons in different colours. The folly carries a notice “Do not feed the giraffes” several metres above the ground on one side, but the only giraffe we saw was the one that sneaked into my quick sketch.

Thanks to grj for the house party and the walk to the folly on Sunday.

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Please do not feed the giraffes.

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2013-03-16 Painful

Mar18
by on 2013-03-18 at 00:00
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Well, there you go. I expect regular readers would have guessed the pun before even reaching the end of panel one.

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1. I can't walk into town with aching legs -- I'll take a pain killer
2. Why don't you take the bus
3. ...
4. I doubt we'd have a glass of water big enough.

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2013-03-09 The Newt Rhino

Mar10
by on 2013-03-10 at 00:00
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This is exciting, because it turns out that the Newt Rhino is extremely abundant, possibly the most abundant animal there is. However, they are elusive and scientists can’t even agree about their mass yet.

I’m hoping to find out even more at a University of Oxford seminar next week by Dr. Antonin Vacheret. The title is “Neutrino, the invisible messenger” – I wonder if they’ve spotted their spelling mistake.

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2013-02-23 Rhinoceros & Harp

Feb25
by on 2013-02-25 at 00:00
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Here’s a doodle I made to go on a poster for a forthcoming concert. We’ll be raising money for Save the Rhino International (again.) The amount of rhino poaching is still increasing — the rhinos may be doomed simply because of an erroneous belief in the healing properties of their horns.

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[Rhinoceros playing a harp]

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