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2014-12-06 Allotment

Dec09
by on 2014-12-09 at 22:14
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Polytunnels.  One more thing to be scared of at the full moon.  Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the turnips.

We went to the exhibition of Gothic art at the British Library last weekend: “Terror and Wonder – the Gothic Imagination.”  Highly recommended.

UPDATE: Potential solution to the poly tunnel menace:

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Polytunnels. And the full moon. And allotments. Mwahaha.

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2014-11-26 The Pea and the Princess

Nov28
by on 2014-11-28 at 00:00
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I find myself wondering about alliterative story titles.  If it had been not a princess but a countess then I suspect she would have been traumatised by a cauliflower rather than a pea.

See Aarne-Thompson classification number 704. Also see this.

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Pea couldn't sleep at all. Through a dozen slabs of marble and hardest obsidian he could feel something soft and yielding. By the time morning arrived he was bruised all over.

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2014-11-17 Dear Diary

Nov22
by on 2014-11-22 at 11:13
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Who’d have thought Godzilla was left-handed, eh?

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17th November 2014
Dear Diary,
today I saw a little mouse on the garden wall. I watched it to-ing and fro-ing for an hour when I should have been doing the vacuuming.

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2014-08-25 Apostrophe

Aug25
by on 2014-08-25 at 11:54
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I wonder if this continues the sequence, Ren?

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Behold! My child of Evil -- APOSTROPHE
Released into the world, to cause mischief and dissent!
Mwa ha ha ha!
Nothing can resist it's vicious influence!

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2014-08-17 Tautology

Aug19
by on 2014-08-19 at 18:08
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… yes, Tautology Man IS HERE!

Youngsters today don’t know they’re born. If only I’d had Tautology Man to help me when I studied logic, then I’d have had Tautology Man to help me when I studied logic.

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Lecturer on propositional calculus.
Student: this logic course is too hard. If only Tautology Man were here!
Suddenly: gasp
Student: Tautology Man! You're here!
Tautology Man: yes! I, Tautology Man, am here!
Student: and so...?
Tautology Man: and so, I'm here!

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2014-08-14 Liquor

Aug16
by on 2014-08-16 at 11:42
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Holy man: nay wicked harlot, tempt me not! I am foresworn! Not a drop of your evil liquor shall pass my lips.
At least, not until I've finished this course of antibiotics.


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2014-07-31 YUM

Jul31
by on 2014-07-31 at 22:26
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Biscuits. And their relationship to world suffering.

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A hiker has serious trouble with a packet of biscuits.

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2014-06-25 Irrevocable

Jun27
by on 2014-06-27 at 15:43
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Thanks to FB for inspiration.

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1. MISSILE COMMAND
LAUNCH launch button pressed)
2. Military operator looking sheepish
3. undo button pressed

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2014-05-18 The Function of Love

May21
by on 2014-05-21 at 19:49
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"I love() you too;"

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2014-04-03 Destiny

Apr04
by on 2014-04-04 at 15:38
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You gotta play the hand you’re dealt. In this case I was inspired by a poster for the up-coming film, Noah.

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1. old man looks at cards and frets
2. younger mafia type sits back and relaxes. Lots of poker chips in play.
3. Old man: "aw heck! I call! What you got, Jesus?"
4. Jesus: "three kings"
5 Old man: "Dammit Jesus, you /always/ got three kings turn up."
Jesus: "yup, Noah, gues I always do. What about you?"
6. Noah: "I got two of each kind"


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