Posts Tagged whimsy
It would be absurd to imagine that this comic is in any way based upon real events or persons.
Itchy: ohhhh
Itchy: groan
Knee: What's up Itchy?
Itchy: Nothing, why?
Knee: You've been wandering around the house sighing all day.
Itchy: No I haven't. I have a perfectly well defined itinerary.
You must ask nanny, or the butler, to help you with step 2.
We were discussing how cats always fall on their feet, moved on to the well known anti-gravity device involving one cat and one jammy (or buttered) slice of bread, and somehow ended up here with very jammy fingers.
Mercy edit: This comic likely makes little sense to those unacquainted with the concept of the conservation of angular momentum. In fact, this comic likely makes little sense.
2. Cut the bread to make a triangle with two 45-degree angles.
3. Spread jam liberally on one side only.
4. Hold jam-side-up, about 1m [39 in.] above the floor...
5. ...and release.
6. Observe. We have demonstrated Momentum of Angular Conserve.
Yesterday we went to the Oxford University Museum, to see the T. Rex and its friends. The new coffee shop has T. Rex biscuits, but if that’s too scary for you they also come in Stegasaurus shapes.
Tyrannosaurus is also famous for being poor at tennis.
12 metres long, with the Strongest Bite of any animal.
More scary than any biscuit.
Knee: It's been two weeks, Itchy. I don't think we'll ever find your giant monopoly set.
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with colours dull and grimy --
for if I used some brighter tones
his hide would be too shiny.
Spring is here!
2. "Draw!" (cowboy draws a pair of secateurs, intending to prune a wall-plant.)
Again, drawing on my tablet, this time using the Autodesk SketchBook Pro app for Android for drawing and colouring each panel. However, I resorted to Gimp on my desktop machine to make the composite. I’m still looking for the perfect comic-making app.
Happy New Year.
Picture is of a reticulated giraffe, nesting in a tree, with a couple of eggs visible.
Well, to make up for the recent paucity of comics, here’s another. Readers of a nervous disposition should look politely the other way. Thanks to Laura for providing material* for the basic idea.
*literally
2. (Ha! Stupid Paisley Ninja! We can see you a mile off!) [more moves with the katana]
3. [Paisley Ninja looks very sad]
4. [Paisley Ninja slumps on a sofa decorated with paisleys that match his outfit]
5. [Paisley Ninja neatly beheads his detractors, much to their surprises]