Warning: this comic is based on a real-life experience.
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1. (hungry, sir?) {rather!} (beef or chicken sir?)
2. (beef please!) (there's no beef sir, sorry sir)
3. {so why did you bother to ask?} (company policy sir, to give the illusion of choice)
5. {I see. Well I suppose I'll have to _choose_ chicken} (well, ...)
6. {any stale bread left?} (I'll see if I can steal some from only-just-above-cattle-class, sir)
2. (beef please!) (there's no beef sir, sorry sir)
3. {so why did you bother to ask?} (company policy sir, to give the illusion of choice)
5. {I see. Well I suppose I'll have to _choose_ chicken} (well, ...)
6. {any stale bread left?} (I'll see if I can steal some from only-just-above-cattle-class, sir)
Cheese is always nice with stale airline bread … do you think they have any?
Only hard cheese ….