Which ending do you prefer? (hint: hover your pointer over the image to see the alternative)

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1. [how did your concert go?] (fantastic -- we played like a dream...)
2. (...and the audience went wild -- screaming and throwing underwear!)
3. [that's amazing!] (yes -- it's never happened to our viol consort before!)
4. [so now the world is your oyster -- you can get as many sexual partners as you like!] (possibly)
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6. (when I say 'underwear' it was rather limited to thermal vests and support stockings)