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1. Photon is arrested a long way from home... (from watching TV I know you are allowed to call a lawyer)
2. {thanks. It's long distance} (how long?) {six billion light years}
3. Soon... <don't say anything until I get there> {great ... how long will that be?}
4. <six billion years, at the speed of light>
5. {so how is this phone call working so fast?}
6. <I'm a ventriloquist> --tbc...