I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… 
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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam
I see addition is not associative in Emoticon Algebra.
In fact addition isn’t even deterministic in emoticon algebra!
Yes, emotions are more complicated than we ever realised, aren’t they? And now we have the maths to prove it.
hahaha..
Sorry, lameduck comments are all that are surfacing at this point. here’s another one:
Great site!!
thanks for the kind thoughts.
It made me think about “what goes quack-bonk quack-bonk quack-bonk?”
Hi,
This is really funny, I appreciate your sense of humour. Schadenfreude, jealousy/infidelity, and mitotic replication really cracked me up. Keep it up!
Cheers, Tanya
thanks! But mitotic replication would crack anyone up — Andrew
har har :p
Why has nobody mentioned Buleean logic yet? Or did I not see it?
well, now you’ve pointed it out I expect someone will mention it.
Are you trying to goad me into running a regular expression search-and-replace on the whole dictionary, looking for likely candidates?