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#85 Emoticon Algebra

#85 Emoticon Algebra

I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… miosis

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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam


poor taste.not funny.amusing.very funny.so funny I am endangering my health. (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Discussion (9)¬

  1. mpj says:

    I see addition is not associative in Emoticon Algebra.

    • andrew says:

      In fact addition isn’t even deterministic in emoticon algebra!

      Yes, emotions are more complicated than we ever realised, aren’t they? And now we have the maths to prove it.

  2. chiya says:

    hahaha..

    Sorry, lameduck comments are all that are surfacing at this point. here’s another one:

    Great site!!

  3. Tanya Bilsbury says:

    Hi,

    This is really funny, I appreciate your sense of humour. Schadenfreude, jealousy/infidelity, and mitotic replication really cracked me up. Keep it up!
    Cheers, Tanya

  4. grj says:

    Why has nobody mentioned Buleean logic yet? Or did I not see it?

    • andrew says:

      well, now you’ve pointed it out I expect someone will mention it.

      Are you trying to goad me into running a regular expression search-and-replace on the whole dictionary, looking for likely candidates?

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