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1. IF LAUGHS WERE BIOMETRICS -- PASSPORT CONTROL -- STOP [laugh for the machine please, sir] (ha)
2. [come on, put some mirth into it!) [tee hee?]
3. [I am empowered to say "my dog's got no nose"] (ho?)
4. [perhaps this jolly tap routine will help you see sense, sir?] -- tap tap knees bend (hee hee ho hoohoo snort)
5. [thank you sir. Enjoy your stay] (chuckle snort hee)
6. LATER (snork giggle ha ha haa) [a little too merry, sir? please laugh into this bag]
2. [come on, put some mirth into it!) [tee hee?]
3. [I am empowered to say "my dog's got no nose"] (ho?)
4. [perhaps this jolly tap routine will help you see sense, sir?] -- tap tap knees bend (hee hee ho hoohoo snort)
5. [thank you sir. Enjoy your stay] (chuckle snort hee)
6. LATER (snork giggle ha ha haa) [a little too merry, sir? please laugh into this bag]
as many québeckers, canadians and mexicans will tell you, implementing this at the u.s. border would be a bit of challenge.