Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation.  I wonder why I find them so amusing?

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1. (how's things?) [I'm destitute]
2. (did you spend your whole fortune?) [no, but the bank confiscated it all...]
3. [...just because I couldn't give the right answer to my secret question!]
4. (what question did you choose?) [it was "what colour socks are you wearing?"]
6. [I never should have washed that pair]