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1. Knee: Itchy, it's my turn to ride the bike! Itchy!
2. Itchy: Oh. OK. But...
3. Itchy: it's my turn to wear the helmet.
2. Itchy: Oh. OK. But...
3. Itchy: it's my turn to wear the helmet.
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Our Bed and Breakfast hosts, during our little jaunt to the South coast, were at pains to point out that the shower drain is not blocked, simply slow; and that we could regard the water sloshing around our toes and ankles as a relaxing foot-bath at no additional cost. However, by the time I’d finished washing my hair I was worried to observe that the water level was just above the top of the shower tray.
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Guests Please Note:
The shower drains a little more slowly than is usual.
The shower drains a little more slowly than is usual.
The panel they said couldn’t be done. Itchy and Knee as you’ve never seen them before. Don’t miss this thrilling episode of The Family Tayberry.
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Subtitled "Part 18: The Harvest Home!"
Itchy and Knee appear as monks in pseudo renaissance / medieval trompe l'oeil room, with a tayberry hunt and annunciatory cherubs blowing trumpets and flutes. Anachronisms abound. Itchy bears the single tayberry on a golden cushion. Knee awaits, with a carving knife and fork to receive the berry. Is Itchy safe?
Next time: The Grand Carving
Itchy and Knee appear as monks in pseudo renaissance / medieval trompe l'oeil room, with a tayberry hunt and annunciatory cherubs blowing trumpets and flutes. Anachronisms abound. Itchy bears the single tayberry on a golden cushion. Knee awaits, with a carving knife and fork to receive the berry. Is Itchy safe?
Next time: The Grand Carving
Today Itchy and Knee examine the problems of masculine identity in the modern world, with special emphasis on the practical aspects with respect to the consumer society and the ready-made garment industry. Not to mention some easy irony.
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1. Real Men(TM) don't buy "Easy-Iron" shirts
(Itchy effortlessly irons a shirt using just one finger whilst watching TV. Big red cross)
2. - Preferring instead the kudos of "Hard-to-iron" wear.
(Knee is kneeling in the wreckage of the ironing board, his head bleeding. He tries to protect himself his hands as an animated shirt flings the iron at his head. Big green tick)
3. - or the extreme glory of the "downright un-ironable"
(Itchy proudly displays his extremely crinkled attire. Big green tick and yellow star!)
4 And don't get me started on "Easy Repayments"
(Knee is gripped by the throat and held off the ground, in the giant maw of a thug about to wallop him with a cosh. The thug's sleeveless vest says "EASY IRON")
(Itchy effortlessly irons a shirt using just one finger whilst watching TV. Big red cross)
2. - Preferring instead the kudos of "Hard-to-iron" wear.
(Knee is kneeling in the wreckage of the ironing board, his head bleeding. He tries to protect himself his hands as an animated shirt flings the iron at his head. Big green tick)
3. - or the extreme glory of the "downright un-ironable"
(Itchy proudly displays his extremely crinkled attire. Big green tick and yellow star!)
4 And don't get me started on "Easy Repayments"
(Knee is gripped by the throat and held off the ground, in the giant maw of a thug about to wallop him with a cosh. The thug's sleeveless vest says "EASY IRON")
We were listening to a local rock band playing covers, and I was drawing this comic.
A little girl appeared and asked if she was “allowed” some paper and “allowed” to use the coloured pencils. She’ll be a dress designer one day, she confidently informed us.
I drew her drawing as she drew, mostly from memory as she wouldn’t look up until she’d finished (you can also see my thumbnails for Itchy and Knee’s comic on the same page.) Then her brother appeared and wanted a portrait too. He pulled a face, so I drew it that way.
Libby-Sue’s latest dress design
Libby Sue by Invisibules
JJ by Invisibules
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Itchy & Knee in Ringers
1. I & K come across an object in a field
2. K: what is it?
3. I: It's a cow bell!
4. To K's surprise, I rings the bell wildly
5. CLANG!
6. (A cow appears, with jacket and holding a towel) : You rang?
1. I & K come across an object in a field
2. K: what is it?
3. I: It's a cow bell!
4. To K's surprise, I rings the bell wildly
5. CLANG!
6. (A cow appears, with jacket and holding a towel) : You rang?
The 7th and (you’ll be relieved to hear) final installment of this Giraffe Rider series. It’s quite possible that Giraffe Riders will be back one day! Watch this space.
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The giraffe and rider encounter a low bridge. In the effort to stop in time both air brake parachutes and an anchor are employed. The rider barely manages to hang on.
Part 6 of Giraffe Riders.
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Above, a giraffe rider out-manoeuvres a cactus plant by leaping over it. Below, the giraffe rider crosses a body of water. The giraffe is a successful snorkeller, but only the rider's hat floats above the water.
Part 5 of the Giraffe Riders series.
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The giraffe rider leaps, clad only in his hat and carrying his pistol, from his racy lady's 3rd storey hotel window to the neck of his passing trusty giraffe. The sheriff is naturally looking for him, but in the wrong direction. An elderly lady looks on shocked, possibly at the near-nudity, but perhaps only concerned about this dashing fellow's perilous leap?
Part 4 of the still inexplicable Giraffe Riders.
[Note: This one is especially inexplicable, because AZ asked for it specifically. Blame him, not me.]
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Two horses and one giraffe, parked at the rail outside of a Wild West saloon bar.
Part 3 of the astonishing Giraffe Riders. To be continued.
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Cowboy gingerly scales the tall boarding steps to his giraffe. A hostess-cowgirl holds his boarding card. An air-traffic-controller-cowboy is ready with his ping-pong bats.