Posts Tagged whimsy

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#92 Biscuits

Nov01
by on 2009-11-01 at 00:00
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1. (fellow Invisibuleans, I declare the new Biscuit Machine operational!)
2. --clunk (our first Biscuit - a proud moment indeed)
3. (soon we shall become economically independent) --flip
4. (and our national debt will be a distant memory)
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6. (when the problems of efficiency have been addressed) --flop --chew


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#90 Greens

Oct30
by on 2009-10-30 at 00:00
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1. (now eat your greens!) [awww mum...]
2. (no pudding until you've eaten your greens) [but...]
3. (no "but"s
4.
5.
6. [but _mum_ which ones are green?]

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#89 Celebrity

Oct24
by on 2009-10-24 at 00:00
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Happy Birthday grj, I made you a cake!

cake

(N.B. one large candule is standing here for 39 normal size candules. This chocolate cake would be about a metre across, if it lasted long enough to measure.)

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1. (that's Brad Pitt over there)
2. [it never is]
3. (I'll go and ask him)
4. (hi! It's Brad Pitt, isn't it?)
5. soon after... [well, was it him?]
6. (no, it's an empty table)


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#87 Cliff Hanger

Oct19
by on 2009-10-19 at 00:00
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1. Favourite gags number 18: The cliff (I'm running, but not looking where I'm going!)
2. (I'm still running, but I've stopped moving.)
3. (oh, that's because there's no ground here)
4. (but if there's no ground,...)
5. (oh.)
6. (aaaaaaiieee)


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#86 That Is The Question

Oct16
by on 2009-10-16 at 00:00
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Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation.  I wonder why I find them so amusing?

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1. (how's things?) [I'm destitute]
2. (did you spend your whole fortune?) [no, but the bank confiscated it all...]
3. [...just because I couldn't give the right answer to my secret question!]
4. (what question did you choose?) [it was "what colour socks are you wearing?"]
5.
6. [I never should have washed that pair]


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#85 Emoticon Algebra

Oct14
by on 2009-10-14 at 00:00
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I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… miosis

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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam


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#84 Bike

Oct12
by on 2009-10-12 at 00:00
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1. Evule Knievule prepares for his record breaking stunt... (here goes!)
2.
3.
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5. (Yes!!)
6. (hooray!)(wow!)(phew!)(he did it!)(amazing!)


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#83 Goat Trouble

Oct10
by on 2009-10-10 at 00:00
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I bought a lawn-mower last week and, for the first time in about fifteen years, mowed a lawn. I was terrified that I would feel all grown up, become suddenly very sensibule, and lose my sense of disproportion. However, there’s no sign of this happening yet. The goat still hasn’t been delivered — it was one of those “customers who bought this also bought one of these” whims.

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1. (how's things) [my house burnt down - thanks to you]
2. (what did I do?) [you said that instead of spending my evenings mowing the lawn, I should get a goat to do it for me]
3.
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5.
6. [on the positive side, electrocuted goat barbecue is very tasty]


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#81 Carnivorous

Oct06
by on 2009-10-06 at 00:00
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1. (this _is_ a fine mess) [lost on ou first night in Visibulian jungle!)
2. --!CHOMP! (wwhat's that nnnoise?) [I dddon't knknknow]
3. (we're goners for sure) [we should have stayed in the hotel] --!CRUNCH!
4. (check the guide book) [It says to beware of the giant man eating cabbages!]
5. (that's stupid)
6. --chew (uh oh)


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