2. (no pudding until you've eaten your greens) [but...]
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6. [but _mum_ which ones are green?]
Happy Birthday grj, I made you a cake!
(N.B. one large candule is standing here for 39 normal size candules. This chocolate cake would be about a metre across, if it lasted long enough to measure.)
Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation. I wonder why I find them so amusing?
I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments…
I bought a lawn-mower last week and, for the first time in about fifteen years, mowed a lawn. I was terrified that I would feel all grown up, become suddenly very sensibule, and lose my sense of disproportion. However, there’s no sign of this happening yet. The goat still hasn’t been delivered — it was one of those “customers who bought this also bought one of these” whims.