Posts Tagged Director’s Cut

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#170 Sentient Bean

Nov14
by on 2010-11-14 at 21:01
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1. [since I'm showing you around the capital, let's go to the national museum] (lead on!)
2. [there, what do you think?] (a magnificent building!)
3. [and here is our most treasured exhibit] (it looks like a lentil!)
4. [not just any lentil, the prize of our country, the very foundation of our civilisation, the centre of our zeitgeist] (gosh!)
5. [it is customary to touch it -- like this] (really? why is that?)
6. [to put your finger on the pulse of the nation]


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#169 Inclemental

Nov07
by on 2010-11-07 at 17:55
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1. (what are you up to?) [I'm installing solar panels]
2. (but that's crazy -- those things are really expensive!) [I know]
3. (and Invisibulia gets far more electricity than it can use from hydroelectricity) [I know]
4. (and our government even gives us free power) [I know, I'm merely preparing]
5. (for what?)
6. [for a rainy day]


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#173 Hallowe’en

Oct31
by on 2010-10-31 at 17:43
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I wonder that if you really believe in Hallowe’en, and if you happen not to be dead (or undead) yet, then “happy” isn’t really the appropriate adjective for this evening’s unnatural occurrences. More likely “scared witless”. So, if you are planning to celebrate around about now: Happy Hallowe’en, Samuin, Calan Gaeaf, or whatever else you may choose not to believe in at this time of year.

PS I notice frequent comment contributor mpj has been getting into the Hallowe’en spirit, with this cheerful and irony-free sign in front of a graveyard.

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Happy Hallowe'en from the folks at the Invisibulia Canal & Waterways Authority -- DANGER WEIR were


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#167 Management

Oct17
by on 2010-10-17 at 19:09
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1. Management (I'd like to see your feasibility report by Friday)
2. milli-management (show me your plan for your feasibility report by Tuesday, and send me daily updates)
3. micro-management (here's my list of your corrections for your 18th draft of the feasibility report planning document)
4. kilo-management (we'll need your new widget by February)
5. mega-management (just do stuff...)
6. nano-management (press shift; keep it down; press T. Release both. Press h. Release. Press e. Release. Press spacebar. Release. Sit up properly. Press g...


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#162 Sunset

May27
by on 2010-05-27 at 00:00
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This comic is inspired by the sunsets I’ve been seeing recently through my window… deep red sunset over Oxford skyline

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#159 Hedgehog

May18
by on 2010-05-18 at 00:00
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1. (oh mighty BULE help us!)
2. SPEAK, LITTLE HEDGEPIG, AND I, BULE, WILL HEAR
3. (oh BULE, the harsh winter has left us hungry -- give us food, for which we will serve you to retain our self respect)
4. IT SHALL BE DONE. BULE HAS SPOKEN
5. (thank you, your BULENESS)
6. HELP YOURSELVES TO CHEESE & PINEAPPLE, EVERYONE!


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#156 Orders

May09
by on 2010-05-09 at 00:00
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For those unacquainted with the joys of supermarket shopping in Merry Englande, I should explain that TESCO is a very common grocery shop round here. With this web site http://www.tesco.com.

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1. (how embarrassing) [why what have you done?]
2. (I rang up UNESCO by mistake) [were they rude to you?]
3. (no, not until I tried to place an order) [with UNESCO?]
4. (yes, I asked for a delivery of "value pasties")
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6. (apparently, UNESCO isn't the international delivery service for TESCO)


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#155 Deny

May06
by on 2010-05-06 at 00:00
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1. {Romans certainly dug trenches under their floors...}
2. {...this was certainly a kind of ritual for deflecting evil spirits...}
3. {...which would then get confused inside the labyrinthine tunnels.}
4. {It is clear that they did no use underfloor heating as _some_people_ would have you believe} --click
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6. (I _hate_ these hypocaust denialists)


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#151 Twisted

Apr24
by on 2010-04-24 at 00:00
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1. (here you are, sir, cheese and pickle sandwich) [yum!]
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3. {very brave of you}
4. [what?] {hunting down your food, braving all dangers...}
5. {then... making a cheese sandwich, very impressive}
6. [WAITER! you've brought me wry bread by mistake] {ha ha ha}


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#149 Opera

Apr18
by on 2010-04-18 at 00:00
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1. (hello - wher've you been?) [to the opera]
2. (did you enjoy it?) [it was not bad, but I was disappointed]
3. (why's that?) [well I sat for 15 hours through the entire Ring Cycle]
4. (wasn't that exhausting?) [yes, but I didn't like it that they changed the story]
5. (how do you mean?)
6. [in all that time I didn't see Frodo even _once_]


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