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#148 Potion

Apr15
by on 2010-04-15 at 00:00
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1. ADVERTISEMENT (let's see if this stuff works...)
2. --slurp
3.
4.
5.
6. BULE's brand / patent instant moustache grower / WORKS EVERY TIME


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#146 Homeward

Apr09
by on 2010-04-09 at 00:00
Chapter:

Warning: this comic is based on a real-life experience.

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1. (hungry, sir?) {rather!} (beef or chicken sir?)
2. (beef please!) (there's no beef sir, sorry sir)
3. {so why did you bother to ask?} (company policy sir, to give the illusion of choice)
5. {I see. Well I suppose I'll have to _choose_ chicken} (well, ...)
6. {any stale bread left?} (I'll see if I can steal some from only-just-above-cattle-class, sir)


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#130 Sugar Hit

Feb20
by on 2010-02-20 at 00:00
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1. fructose --drink
2. sucrose --glug!
3. maltose --guzzle!
4. glucose --quaff!
5. lactose --slurp!
6. (zzzzz) comatose --crash!


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#126 Earthworks

Feb07
by on 2010-02-07 at 00:00
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To save time later perhaps it would be useful for me to point out the following for our readers in the USA:

1 metre is approximately 39.4 inches, so a half metre is within a gnat’s toothpick of 20 inches, depending on the size of gnat.

And a “flat” in Invisibulia is an apartment.

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1. (hello! what's up?) [I'm digging myself a cellar]
2. (quite an undertaking I should imagine) [yes, it's much harder to do than I thought]
3. (hmm, lots of digging and heavy work?) [indeed, but that's the easy part...]
4. (why's that?) [I started in my kitchen and dug straight down]
5. [it was really easy going after the first half metre]
6. [it turns out that the hard part is dealing with the neighbours in the flat below]


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#117 Mime

Jan11
by on 2010-01-11 at 00:00
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1. (my first mime is a person walking into a strong wind...)
2.
3. --bravo --wonderful! --applause!
4. (thank you! and now, cleaning a window...)
5.
6. --what rubbish! --booo! --terrible!


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#116 Cable

Jan09
by on 2010-01-09 at 00:00
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1. [hello! what have you got there?] (it's my new digital cable -- gold plated terminals, unidirectional-oxygen-free copper wire -- it cost me a fortune)
2. [you do know that all jargon is completely useless irrelevance, don't you?] (no! why do you say that?)
3. [because digital signals just don't work like that] (but the chemist said I'd get much better results)
4. [the chemist? why would the chemist be selling you a data cable?] (it's for my toothbrush)
5.
6. [but you only have a _manual_ toothbrush]


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#115 Release

Jan06
by on 2010-01-06 at 00:00
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1.
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4. (what _are_ you doing?)
5.
6. [I'm releasing bottled water back into the wild]


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#112 Axe Safety

Dec28
by on 2009-12-28 at 00:00
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1. (hello, is this the national safety helpline?) --yes sir, it is
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby


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#111 Flag

Dec25
by on 2009-12-25 at 00:00
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If you are celebrating anything at around this time of year, then I wish you a happy time of it.

But if you aren’t, please don’t feel left out, there are plenty of other days to celebrate in a year.

Bule asked me to point out that Buletide isn’t for another six months, so you have plenty of time to work on those decorations and prepare a decent collection of sacrifices.

all the best
— Andrew

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1. (what are you doing?) [it's a special government commission!]
2. [I'm designing a new national flag for Invisibulia]
3. (great! what's the design?)
4. [well, I need to express the great qualities of our country...]
5. [transparency, purity and cleanliness]
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#109 Fanatics

Dec19
by on 2009-12-19 at 00:00
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Which ending do you prefer? (hint: hover your pointer over the image to see the alternative)

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1. [how did your concert go?] (fantastic -- we played like a dream...)
2. (...and the audience went wild -- screaming and throwing underwear!)
3. [that's amazing!] (yes -- it's never happened to our viol consort before!)
4. [so now the world is your oyster -- you can get as many sexual partners as you like!] (possibly)
5.
6. (when I say 'underwear' it was rather limited to thermal vests and support stockings)


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