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HELP I AM TRAPPED INSIDE ANDREW'S COMPUTER!
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Thanks to all of you who suggested this awful pun, especially grj.
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1. TRUE and TRUE is TRUE
2.TRUE and FALSE is FALSE / FALSE and TRUE is also FALSE
3. but now BULE decrees
4. FALSE and FALSE is _TRUE_ / it is the _new_law_ and _all_ shall believe it
5. Defy me at your peril for I AM _BULE_
6. It is the only way I can pass my logic exams -- BULEAN LOGIC RULES
2.TRUE and FALSE is FALSE / FALSE and TRUE is also FALSE
3. but now BULE decrees
4. FALSE and FALSE is _TRUE_ / it is the _new_law_ and _all_ shall believe it
5. Defy me at your peril for I AM _BULE_
6. It is the only way I can pass my logic exams -- BULEAN LOGIC RULES
Thanks to all my readers for putting up with Invisibules as far as comic number 100. I certainly never thought I’d get as far as this when I started — Andrew
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1.
2. (giggle!)
3. [ssshh!]
4. (here he comes!)
5. [ready...]
6. 100th Comic (surprise!)
2. (giggle!)
3. [ssshh!]
4. (here he comes!)
5. [ready...]
6. 100th Comic (surprise!)
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1. (this one just came in -- he might not make it)
2. (I need to ask some questions)
3. (he's not conscious -- come back tomorrow)
4. TOMORROW (you can ask him now)
5. (do you know why you are here, sir?) [did I do something wrong officer?]
6. (well, sir, it's like this -- the banana skin wants to press charges)
2. (I need to ask some questions)
3. (he's not conscious -- come back tomorrow)
4. TOMORROW (you can ask him now)
5. (do you know why you are here, sir?) [did I do something wrong officer?]
6. (well, sir, it's like this -- the banana skin wants to press charges)
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1. (Ladies & Gentlemen, the prize for tonight's contest is all the souls in Invisibulia!)
2. (... in the bule corner -- BULE!)
3. (... and in the red corner -- BULEZEBUB)
4.
5.
6. (the result -- a clear win for the people of Invisibulia!)
2. (... in the bule corner -- BULE!)
3. (... and in the red corner -- BULEZEBUB)
4.
5.
6. (the result -- a clear win for the people of Invisibulia!)
And you thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit? I bring you proof that spoonerism is lower.
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2.
3. 21/-
4. 21/-
5. 21/-
6. 21/- (guinea for the pie, mister?)
2.
3. 21/-
4. 21/-
5. 21/-
6. 21/- (guinea for the pie, mister?)
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1. (now eat your greens!) [awww mum...]
2. (no pudding until you've eaten your greens) [but...]
3. (no "but"s
4.
5.
6. [but _mum_ which ones are green?]
2. (no pudding until you've eaten your greens) [but...]
3. (no "but"s
4.
5.
6. [but _mum_ which ones are green?]
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1. LUiGi's PiZZERiA all you can eat -- £10 (yum)
2. (thanks for the great meal, Luigi. Such good value, too.) [you can't leave yet, sir]
3. (but I have to go home) [Sir, you haven't eaten all you can eat]
4. (I have, Luigi, I'm full up) [I think we could force quite a lot more pizza in you, sir]
5. (I don't want any more, I'll be ill) [sir, "want" isn't in question]
6. --gulp [it's "can" and it's in the contract] --flic
2. (thanks for the great meal, Luigi. Such good value, too.) [you can't leave yet, sir]
3. (but I have to go home) [Sir, you haven't eaten all you can eat]
4. (I have, Luigi, I'm full up) [I think we could force quite a lot more pizza in you, sir]
5. (I don't want any more, I'll be ill) [sir, "want" isn't in question]
6. --gulp [it's "can" and it's in the contract] --flic
Happy Birthday grj, I made you a cake!
(N.B. one large candule is standing here for 39 normal size candules. This chocolate cake would be about a metre across, if it lasted long enough to measure.)
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1. (that's Brad Pitt over there)
2. [it never is]
3. (I'll go and ask him)
4. (hi! It's Brad Pitt, isn't it?)
5. soon after... [well, was it him?]
6. (no, it's an empty table)
2. [it never is]
3. (I'll go and ask him)
4. (hi! It's Brad Pitt, isn't it?)
5. soon after... [well, was it him?]
6. (no, it's an empty table)
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1. Favourite gags number 18: The cliff (I'm running, but not looking where I'm going!)
2. (I'm still running, but I've stopped moving.)
3. (oh, that's because there's no ground here)
4. (but if there's no ground,...)
5. (oh.)
6. (aaaaaaiieee)
2. (I'm still running, but I've stopped moving.)
3. (oh, that's because there's no ground here)
4. (but if there's no ground,...)
5. (oh.)
6. (aaaaaaiieee)