Posts Tagged Director’s Cut

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#53 Hot And Steamy 3D

Aug14
by on 2009-08-14 at 00:00
Chapter:

You will of course need the special glasses for the full effect. And don’t forget to read the mouse-over text…

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1. (mmm)
2. [aaaah]
3. (oh oh oh)
4. (mmm mmm) [yeah yeah]
5. ([aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah!)]
6. (thank you) [you're welcome]



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#51 Bendy

Aug10
by on 2009-08-10 at 00:00
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1. {AHAHAHAAAH}
2. {OHOHOH OHOHOH OHOHOH}
3. {OOOH OH OOOH}
4. {AAHAHH ooo AAHAHH}
5. {H O H O H}
6. (I love these funny mirrors!) {evol I eseht ynnuf srorrim}


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#50 Erasmus

Aug08
by on 2009-08-08 at 00:00
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1. (oh darling!) [darling! do you _really_ love me?]
2. (oh yes! you're the one I'd ...) [yes?]
3.(I mean, the one I'd ...)
4. (you're the one I'd ... oh!)
5. (Your Majesty! I didn't recognise you!) [arise!]
6. --In the land of Invisibules the one-eyed man is King

hint: try reading it out loud

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#49 Regulation

Aug06
by on 2009-08-06 at 00:00
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1. WELCOME THIS IS _YOUR_ PARK! REGULATIONS
2.NO SKATEBOARDS NO BALL GAMES NO FRISBEES NO SPORTS NO SWIMMING NO PADDLING NO CYCLING NO RUNNING NO FAST WALKING NO ZIMMERS NO FEEDING DUCKS NO FIGHTING NO SELLING
3. NO LITTER NO PICNICS NO ICE CREAMS NO ALCOHOL NO DRINKS NO CHEWING NO SMOKING NO DIGESTING NO DRUGS NO GAMBLING NO DEALING NO MEETINGS
4. NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS NO RADIOS OR IPODS NO PHONES NO SINGING NO WHISTLING NO HUMMING NO SHOUTING NO LAUGHING NO TALKING NO SUDDEN SMILING NO LOUD BREATHING NO MEDITATING NO THINKING
5. NO DOGS NO HORSES NO ANIMALS NO BABIES NO CHILDREN NO TEENAGERS NO ADULTS NO SNOGGING NO LEWD BEHAVIOUR NO TRYSTING NO POETS NO COMICS
6. ENJOY YOUR PARK & KEEP OFF THE GRASS (Quite a challenge!) [do you think we can do them _all_ in half an hour?]


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#48 Quark Socks

Aug04
by on 2009-08-04 at 00:00
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1. Fundamental Particules (I've had a Brilliant Idea) [not _again_]
2. (quark-pair socks!)
3. (gluons hold them together. It's physically _impossible_ to lose one)
4. NEXT DAY --(uh boss?) [yeah?]
5. (I can't come in today) [what is it _this_ time?]
6. --(my feet are stuck together)--(by the strong nuclear force...)


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#45 True Love

Jul28
by on 2009-07-28 at 00:00
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sorry for posting the wrong resolution version of this comic — it looked terrible in Firefox. Now uploaded the fixed version.

I also forgot to announce today is the 8th Anniversary of Karen and Me. Happy Anniversary to us, and hence the choice of comic. And we’ve just got back from a romantic day walking around Cheddar Gorge. The gorge itself is magnificent. You can park for free if you are prepared to start 10 minutes walk above the Tourist Tat City at the bottom end, and you can walk for free (even “Jacob’s Ladder” is free if you come at it from the top, though it is only a staircase.) We enjoyed walking up the road and then up the bridleway on the right and along the top (good views and picnic spots) and back down again. How we laughed at the poor sods on the open top “tour” bus, who get a ride of about 500m and don’t even get time to enjoy the scenery.

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1. (darling!) [oh darling!]
2. (take me! NOW!) [uh, 'now' is not all that /convenient/
3. (but I'm talking about LOVE) [yes honey, but _wait_]
4. (sob! Where did all the romance go)
5. [if you could just wait a little ...]
6. --excuse me [until we get off the tube?] --my stop! --is this Marbule Arch? --sorry!


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#44 Structure

Jul26
by on 2009-07-26 at 00:00
Chapter:

See www.powersof10.com.

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1. (a journey to the very small) scale 1m
2. scale 10^-1 m
3. scale 10^-2 m
4. 10^-3 m | 10^-4m | 10^-5 m | 10^-6 m
5. 10^-10 m | 10^-20 m | 10^-30 m | 10^-40 m
6. fundamental particules 10^-44 m *(play quantum vacuum anyone?) *[rather!] [I heard Higgs' Boson got 20 years for fraud] [pass the lettuce] (my dad's more massive than yours!) *(isn't!)


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#41 Wheelie Chair 2

Jul21
by on 2009-07-21 at 00:00
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1. (this is Ridiculous! there _must_ be a back height adjustment...) --press
2. --turn (no! wait!)
3. (s t o p !)
4. --spin (a a a a a a a o o o i i i e e e e)
5. --screech STOP --bonk (owieee!)
6. .oO{soon we shall rule the world!}


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#42 Cupboards

Jul19
by on 2009-07-19 at 00:00
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This cartoon was inspired by a talk by Dr Roberto Trotta at Science Oxford last week. Most of the matter in the universe is dark matter…

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1. (I need more space)
2. (full!)
3. (rats)
4.
5. (what _is_ the point of 11-dimensional cupboards...)
6. (...if they're always chock full of dark matter?)


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#40 Wheelie Chair

Jul18
by on 2009-07-18 at 00:00
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1. (I wonder how to adjust back height...) -- press
2. --clunk (nope)
3. (this one?) --twist
4. --swish (nope.)
5. (then it must be...) --click
6. --sproing --bonk (nope)


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