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#86 That Is The Question

Oct16
by on 2009-10-16 at 00:00
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Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation.  I wonder why I find them so amusing?

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1. (how's things?) [I'm destitute]
2. (did you spend your whole fortune?) [no, but the bank confiscated it all...]
3. [...just because I couldn't give the right answer to my secret question!]
4. (what question did you choose?) [it was "what colour socks are you wearing?"]
5.
6. [I never should have washed that pair]


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#85 Emoticon Algebra

Oct14
by on 2009-10-14 at 00:00
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I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… miosis

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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam


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#83 Goat Trouble

Oct10
by on 2009-10-10 at 00:00
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I bought a lawn-mower last week and, for the first time in about fifteen years, mowed a lawn. I was terrified that I would feel all grown up, become suddenly very sensibule, and lose my sense of disproportion. However, there’s no sign of this happening yet. The goat still hasn’t been delivered — it was one of those “customers who bought this also bought one of these” whims.

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1. (how's things) [my house burnt down - thanks to you]
2. (what did I do?) [you said that instead of spending my evenings mowing the lawn, I should get a goat to do it for me]
3.
4.
5.
6. [on the positive side, electrocuted goat barbecue is very tasty]


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#82 Twelve Bar

Oct08
by on 2009-10-08 at 00:00
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OK, music lovers, you got me singing the ‘bules.  I’m making an official Invisibule music lyrics page where you can write your own Invisibule songs, and have them up on the site for posterity!

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1. slow tempo C7 F7 (well I woke up this morning) (you can play along too!)
2. C7 C7 (feeling like a crazy fool)
3. F7 F#o (last night my woman left me)
4. C7 C7 ('cos I didn't play her rules)
5. G7 F7 (and now the daylight taunts me)
6. C7 G7 (I sure done got the 'bules)


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#80 Brain Sugary

Oct04
by on 2009-10-04 at 00:00
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Remember Bule? I thought it was time for him to have another turn.

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1. Bule's brain (cut-away view)
2. Benign particules enter...
3. but once inside...
4. are unable to escape...
5. and become angry & painful.
6. Hence, the semi-permeable migraine


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#77 Exotic Socks

Sep28
by on 2009-09-28 at 00:00
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1. (my story begins with the mysterious socks of Marrakesh...)
2. (just imagine the scene!)
3.
4.
5. [hold it right there buster!] (eh?)
6. [you mean _souks_]


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#76 Oranges

Sep26
by on 2009-09-26 at 00:00
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1. (om)
2. (omm...)
3. (ommmmmmmm)
4. Orange Juice --paf!
5. Orange Juice
6. Orange Juice made from concentrate


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#75 Beacon

Sep24
by on 2009-09-24 at 00:00
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1. (what's that noise?) --brr-brr --brr-brr
2. [oh, it's just my new retro ringtone]
3. (retro? listen to mine...) --please press button 'B' caller
4. {retro nothing! see that hill? go on, dial my number...}
5. --spark
6.


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#73 Who I Am

Sep20
by on 2009-09-20 at 00:00
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1. --clunk / coins only / NO CHANGE GIVEN / reject
2.
3. --snip
4. --post
5. --flop
6. PASSPORT Property of the government of Invisibulia


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